Tired Of Wet Wetsuits? Blawesome Has Got Your Back
Introducing the 15-minute wetsuit dryer.
Amazing thing, the internet. You can find random shit you never knew you wanted, let alone needed. Without further adieu, and for those of you who hate that wet, cold feeling of neoprene left in the car overnight, I introduce Blawesome -- the 15 minute wetsuit dryer.
From Surfer Today: A group of surf entrepreneurs has developed a portable and compact wetsuit dryer.
Blawesome dries and deodorizes your wetsuit in just 18 minutes, allowing watersports enthusiasts to surf, eat and rest, and return to the waves with comfortable, fully dried out wetsuit.
"If you're a water sports lover like us, you probably recognize this situation: it's winter, cold outside, gray sky and maybe even rainy; you feel a bit lazy to get out of the bed. But you really want to catch some waves or wind. Wouldn't it help to know that your wetsuit is perfectly dry? Even for the evening dip?" explains Carmen Böhler, co-founder of Blawesome.
The surf gadget combines the features of an air blower with the characteristics of a collapsible hanger. But there's an interesting extra that will make the device even more appealing.
"Blawesome integrates a deodorizing pearl that slowly evaporates within the airflow leaving your wetsuit bacteria-free and properly deodorized. This effect helps to preserve your wetsuit and extends its lifespan significantly by up to 40 percent," adds Jaime Moreno, co-founder of the wetsuit dryer.
Blawesome's turbine warms the airflow to 85°F (30°C) and eliminated the microorganisms living in your wetsuit. Additionally, its magnetic hook allows you to hang the wetsuit wherever you want.
The company has neglected one crucial detail in their business plan. The only people who would buy the Blawesome are rich people, and rich people have more than one wetsuit. Woe is they!