“Napoleon Mondymite”- 30 men, 1 woman and Ben Mondy’s troubled mind
Oh, Lyndie Irons, you’re just lovely.
We’ve all experienced the hardships of adverting our eyes from the most magnificent of bosoms. They draw you in with tractor-beam precision, infect your skull and the more you think on it, the more your eyes wander. It’s a high-powered, (usually) male-centric ailment of which any virile man has suffered– the good ole “umm… my eyes are up here” cliche. Ben Mondy, you know the guy that Jeremy Flores called out on a live webcast during the Cascais Billabong Pro back in ’14, for penning words to J-Flo’s distaste in Surfline’s power rankings? Mr Mondy’s quick-witted and humourous, there’s no denying that. So, here’s an animated short detailing a sponsored trip with Red Bull to Fiji, which sported likes of Bruce and Andy Irons, Mick Fanning, Jamie O’Brien, Ian Walsh and Andy’s lover, the beautiful Lyndie Irons, aptly titled Napoleon Mondymite. Ben’s understandably smitten by Lyndie’s beauty, charm and well, you know… Think what you want, just try not to stare.
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