Jay davies the joy of sex

The sheer physical presence of Jay Davies’ dictates that when he chooses to make love to a woman, they stay made-love-to. He is gargantuan. He is a rarity in the sport of surfing, whose athletes are not much more than man tots. There’s no doubt riding waves becomes more difficult as the amount of flesh you have to coordinate increases. Though on the plus side, as Jay tells, it’s handy at attracting midthirties women as they cope with the dying days of their fertility.

First time: It was at the Rusty gromfest at Lennox head when I was 15. I was a few tinnies down and couldn’t even drop it so I just kept going for ages. Does that count?

Ass play: Never. I’m not even curious. Why go to the brown dome when you’ve got a pink princess?

Visual Stimuli: Arse, lips, mouth, teeth.

Playlist: Nothing, I don’t play music when I pump. What, so you’re gonna walk over to the stereo and hit play on some tunes, then get all groovy? That is so gay.

Dirty talk: I don’t engage. I’m happy for them to say whatever. For me, a slight compliment to the lady will always suffice.

Older women: I’m way more psyched on cougars than younger chicks. I’ve had a few.  My most recent was a mid-thirties lady I scored at the local pub. They get to the point, and they know what’s best for the both of you.

Contraception: I’ve made myself paranoid the couple of times I’ve dropped it in girls. It’s not worth it. I’m a franger man.

Toys: I’m curious to see how they go, for sure, but I’ve never really had the opportunity. I don’t own any.

Best time for sex: Morning glory, my friend. Finish up and duck out for a lazy, stress-free surf.

Pubis: It’s gotta be trimmed, no muff. I don’t mind a little strip or a little on top but no one likes a big muff.

Threesome:I’ve had a couple with two dudes and a girl. I was 16 and didn’t have a licence. I stole a car and met her at a bus stop with a pal. She was some moll. We parked behind the bus stop, and yeah, she was psyched, lovin’ it.

Fake titties: It depends if she’s had kids or not. Actually, if it’s good for her confidence then I’m happy for her to get ‘em. If they’re confident, everything is better. But, I prefer them real.