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Caption contests will never be passé. If a publication so elegant as The New Yorker can ask its readers to throw comedy at an image, then everyone else is allowed to, also. That in mind, this is a straight-forward play. Below is an image. It’s surfer Ramzi Boukhiam walking down a nude beach in Hossegor, France, shot by Morgan Maassen. We want you to caption it for us. Be original, be profound, be funny, be whatever. But, too much crassness is a bullet in the foot. Bring this image to life with better words than anyone else, and you’ll scoop a G-Shock watch. That’s it. Write them up in the comments below. Winner to be chosen by Stab. Oh, and you gotta use your real email address so we can get atchya. Don’t worry, no one can see it but us. We’ve contacted the winner of last week’s caption contest, so check your inbox, selly klater.

style // Mar 8, 2016
Words by stab
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Caption contests will never be passé. If a publication so elegant as The New Yorker can ask its readers to throw comedy at an image, then everyone else is allowed to, also. That in mind, this is a straight-forward play. Below is an image. It’s surfer Ramzi Boukhiam walking down a nude beach in Hossegor, France, shot by Morgan Maassen. We want you to caption it for us. Be original, be profound, be funny, be whatever. But, too much crassness is a bullet in the foot. Bring this image to life with better words than anyone else, and you’ll scoop a G-Shock watch. That’s it.

Write them up in the comments below. Winner to be chosen by Stab. Oh, and you gotta use your real email address so we can get atchya. Don’t worry, no one can see it but us.

We’ve contacted the winner of last week’s caption contest, so check your inbox, selly klater.

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