Stab Magazine | Comments Of The Week, Edition 61

Comments Of The Week, Edition 61

As curated by iHusky.

style // Aug 16, 2016
Words by Curated
Reading Time: 3 minutes

Comments 61 14

14. BTS Of Taylor Steele’s New Film “Proximity” With Rob Machado And Craig Anderson

“”Natural angles. No fake.” Translation: Stand over there. Ride that horse. Ride it better. Don’t look at me. Don’t ever fucking look at me.

Badger, director. (6 upvotes)


Comments 61 13

13. Graphic Footage: Costa Rica Crocodile Attack Victim Rips Jaws From Face

“This reminds me of a story about a promising young golfer cut down in his prime. RIP Chubbs.”

Claiming Medina, nostalgic. (31 upvotes)


Comments 61 12

12. #TOURNOTES: Filipe Toledo Doubles Down On The US Open

“”The wave got like super hollow” – 2:47.”

Creed Mcfagget, scathing. (6 upvotes)


Comments 61 11

11. Alex Smith In “Tiger Tracks”

“Alex Smith is the kind of name I give cops when I get caught peeing ing public. Surprised this guy can even leave the country, a real serial public pee’er.”

david f, bandito. (10 upvotes)


Comments 61 10

10. Here’s How YOU Can Ride Kelly Slater’s Wavepool

“Can’t wait for a mom/daughter combo from Austin, Texas who have never surfed in their lives to win this thing!”

david f, probably accurate. (12 upvotes)


Comments 61 9

9. “The Final Was A Dream Come True.” – Taj Burrow

“Taj had to step away form the WSL to experience winning.”

FuegoInTheGut, savage. (7 upvotes)


Comments 61 8

8. Jay Davies, Marlon Gerber And More In “Chemical Mystic”

“WARNING: Sever lack of Jay Davies.”

Ken, outraged. (9 upvotes)


Comments 61 7

7. A Comprehensive Guide To South Africa

“Key to having fin in South Africa: Don’t be black.”

noadeanesmoustache, brutal honesty. (11 upvotes)


Comments 61 6

6. So, Who The Hell Are The Lunada Bay Boys?

“With all the money and spare time, you’d think they’d do-up the fort. The do nada boys.”

Michael Newman, disappointed but punny. (15 upvotes)


Comments 61 5

5. The Netflix Of Surfboards

“ I’d personally like to see the Pornhub of surfboards, You get your boards free, start out modestly… a JS Monsta here… a Channel Islands Fred Stubble there… but over time your wants and needs become so twisted, next thing you know you’re riding a Slater Designs Banana. You think it’s normal but your friends are all like, ‘You’re fucked up.’”

Plain Viewz, honest. (58 upvotes)


Comments 61 4

4. Graphic Footage: Costa Rica Crocodile Attack Victim Rips Jaws From Face

“What’s up with his board caddie? Dude has a croc on his face and his buddy is just holding his board, then fucking disappears like he’s for a date with some nachos.”

Tate MacDowell, Nacho lover. (8 upvotes)


Comments 61 3

3. Sumbawa, Indonesia Is Brilliant

“Can I get the Balaram Stack on Gluten Free?”

Wilko’s Beer Bong, hungry (but health conscious). (5 upvotes)


Comments 61 15

2. The Single Fin Highlights From Surfing’s Most Luxe Event

“Where do you get those big hot chick stickers like Taj has on the bottom of his board?” – Wripples.

(In reply:) “1998.” – llllllll (10 upvotes)


Comments 61 16

1. Watch ESPN’s E60: Shark Attacks Mick Fanning

“Someone call PETA, this cow is being milked to death.”

brendan huff, concerned. (15 upvotes).



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