Beth Hamilton gets her own Emoji line
What a time to be alive.
You haven’t really experienced teenagerdom unless you’ve kissed a girl with braces. All sorts of horror stories circulate, but, Stab can confirm with authority, that it’s actually quite pleasant (disclaimer – we were teenagers too at the time.) Everyone’s favourite one-armed, Jaws-charging, air-reversing, super baby momma, Bethany Hamilton, has teamed up with Damon Smile, the orthodontic company responsible for her regimental nashers, to release her own line of Emoji’s. The type of honour usually only reserved for sitcom legends like Jerry Seinfeld and, well, Kim Kardashian.
Beth’s range features the usual smiles, but with braces, as well as animations of her doing the awesome stuff that she does like surfing and waving with her right hand (and how’s that shakka throw?!). You can’t blame Beth for wiping her orthodontic bill with a little Emoji collab (that shit’s expensive) and if she encourages more braces-clad teens to get out there and explore each others tonsils then it’s a job well done. God bless Beth, literally, she’s a hell of a gal.
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