When Life Gives Italo Ferreira Lousy Waves, He Turns That Shit Into Fireball Whiskey
Brazil’s most intoxicating ripper is a paperclip in a power outlet!
Yo, this is wild.
Average beach break waves, ankle brace strappin’, and Italo Ferreira produces a more impactful collection of punts than Jeff Feagles’ entire career. New York weeps.
In fact, I’d wager that nobody makes a shitty wave look more fun than Mr. Ferreira. Filipe is a close second, but Italo’s dynamic pop really can’t be matched. Even when he’s “injured”.
Worth considering: the waves might be pumping for the Brazil event. Or they might look like this. It’s kinda hard to know, as there’s swell in the forecast, but Brazil is dependent on rips and banks, which can come and go with the wind (or swell). If it’s anything like last year, though, we’re in for a treat.
You backing Italo, or what?
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