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Watch: Jake Paterson Is Probably The World's Best Commentator

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Watch: Jake Paterson Is Probably The World's Best Commentator

Here's a transcription of the film for teaser purposes...

"Yessss!"

"Yeahhhhh"

"Yes...nice"

"Yeahhh that was better"

"Ughhhh....faaaarkkkk....shiiittt"

"Ooooooooooo"

"Yesss, two turns, finish it...ughhh umbrella you're killing me"

x10

Dial in above for 22-minutes of Jake 'Snake' Paterson coaching his contingent to (almost) victory at the Ballito Pro. Tour Notes is gone now, but we'd take Snake's commentary over a Tour Notes reboot any day. 

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