Watch: Jake Paterson Is Probably The World’s Best Commentator
Come for the surfing, stay for the commentary, in this edition of Snaketales.
cinema // Jul 5, 2018
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Here’s a transcription of the film for teaser purposes…
“Yessss!”
“Yeahhhhh”
“Yes…nice”
“Yeahhh that was better”
“Ughhhh….faaaarkkkk….shiiittt”
“Ooooooooooo”
“Yesss, two turns, finish it…ughhh umbrella you’re killing me”
x10
Dial in above for 22-minutes of Jake ‘Snake’ Paterson coaching his contingent to (almost) victory at the Ballito Pro. Tour Notes is gone now, but we’d take Snake’s commentary over a Tour Notes reboot any day.
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