Watch: Jake Paterson Is Probably The World's Best Commentator
Come for the surfing, stay for the commentary, in this edition of Snaketales.
Here's a transcription of the film for teaser purposes...
"Yeahhh that was better"
"Yesss, two turns, finish it...ughhh umbrella you're killing me"
Dial in above for 22-minutes of Jake 'Snake' Paterson coaching his contingent to (almost) victory at the Ballito Pro. Tour Notes is gone now, but we'd take Snake's commentary over a Tour Notes reboot any day.