Transport Yourself into the Meaty Jowls of an African Sand Viper

iI’s scientifically proven that goofyfoots have limited neck mobility.

I’m not sure if they’re born with this deformity or if it develops over time (N v. N), but those who stand in contrast to our Laird’s true intentions have a physical inability to turn their heads to the right. Natxo Gonzalez and Ramzi Boukhiam are two of the few goofyfoots who break this trend.

As it tends to do, Morocco fired this past winter. Travel bans meant that fewer blow-ins could deface the fabled points, leaving locals and a few avid Europeans to traverse the desert caves mostly snowball-free.

Click above for three-minutes of inevitable tube-envy.