Watch: Three Cosmic Minutes From Mason Ho’s Brain

Is there any surfer more enjoyable to watch ramble on enthusiastically about waves in front of a camera than Mason Ho?

Featuring some perfectly fried animation from the boys at FILDAR, let’s call this video a high water mark for Mason’s manic monologues (cut from a 2014 Surfline Interview), as he describes his fantasy wave at Pipe, fading turns and switching stance, oggling ass and grabbing… rail?

Just watch the fuckin thing.

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