Tanner Gudauskas Took Our Jobs!
It wasn’t enough that he could surf rings around us, now Tanner’s taking over the content world.
We were so busy enjoying his covid-inspired content spree that we failed to recognize the dangerous truth of the matter: Tanner Gudauskas is taking our jobs.
He’s not being coy about it, either. He’s just getting up in front of a camera every damn day, popping a VHS in the telly, and streaming it live for the world to see. Often, Tanner even gets pro surfers on the phone to talk about things. Meanwhile Zoltan screens our calls.
Doesn’t Tanner know that we’ve trained our entire lives to reach this level of semi-acceptable mediocrity? Doesn’t he care?
If it weren’t for his highly aspirational judo airs and generally contagious optimism, we’d be inclined to send Tanner a strongly worded letter. Something to the tune of, “Hey man, back off, please?”
But then we re-watch Digital Surf, Digital World and all is right in the world once more.
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