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Sooo This Is How 15-Year-Olds Surf Nowadays...

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Sooo This Is How 15-Year-Olds Surf Nowadays...

Kids these days. 

Addicted to their phones, addicted to their Tik Toks, addicted to...other stupid stuff, and still they find the time to get this damn good at surfing. 

Featured above is Luke Swanson, a 15-year-old North Shore resident who's had more airtime in 2020 than podcasts.

This 60-second grab-bag is all the proof we need that vaccines are making our kids into supernaturally talented cyborgs!

We blame Elon, Gates, and their damned pizza parlor!

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