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Nazaré Wants To Stop You Breathing

Here’s a minute of wipeouts that surprisingly didn’t end in loss of life.

cinema // May 10, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Whiplash hurts bad enough on a head high number, multiplied by the power of ten and things get frightening. Within this bite-sized Nazaré wipeout reel there are moments where bodies meet with water at velocities that should end in emergency ward visits, if not months of corrective rehabilitation – and that’s just the coming unstuck part of the equation. Anyway, similar to our ancestor’s obsession with watching other members of their species being fed to lions in Roman amphitheatres, we take a twisted delight in seeing courageous watermen like Andrew Cotton, Kai Lenny, Tom Lowe, Lucas Chumbo and Alex Botelho falling from grace at Portugal’s most destructive teepee. So hit play and don’t feel guilty.

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