Stab Magazine | "Napoleon Mondymite"- 30 men, 1 woman and Ben Mondy's troubled mind

Watch 'Wildcard: The Moana Jones-Wong Story'


“Napoleon Mondymite”- 30 men, 1 woman and Ben Mondy’s troubled mind

Oh, Lyndie Irons, you’re just lovely. 

cinema // Mar 29, 2016
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

We’ve all experienced the hardships of adverting our eyes from the most magnificent of bosoms. They draw you in with tractor-beam precision, infect your skull and the more you think on it, the more your eyes wander. It’s a high-powered, (usually) male-centric ailment of which any virile man has suffered– the good ole “umm… my eyes are up here” cliche. Ben Mondy, you know the guy that Jeremy Flores called out on a live webcast during the Cascais Billabong Pro back in ’14, for penning words to J-Flo’s distaste in Surfline’s power rankings? Mr Mondy’s quick-witted and humourous, there’s no denying that. So, here’s an animated short detailing a sponsored trip with Red Bull to Fiji, which sported likes of Bruce and Andy Irons, Mick Fanning, Jamie O’Brien, Ian Walsh and Andy’s lover, the beautiful Lyndie Irons, aptly titled Napoleon Mondymite. Ben’s understandably smitten by Lyndie’s beauty, charm and well, you know… Think what you want, just try not to stare. 


Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up


Most Recent

Billy Kemper, Mikey Wright, and Eli Olson Walk Into A Bar…

The Vans Pipe Masters heat draw is here. Let's break down the must-watch matchups

Dec 8, 2022

Watch: Kai Paula Has Arrived

Meet the 7th surfer to land a double spin in our final 2022 SEOTY entry.

Dec 8, 2022


Unlocked: ‘Nozvid’ In All Its Glory

Two years and $100K later.

Dec 8, 2022

How To Watch The Vans Pipe Masters

With less than 24 hours to go, we've put together a complete list of rules…

Dec 7, 2022

Watch: Stab’s Best Wetsuits of 2023

Our quest to objectively establish the best men's suit, women's suit, and booties out of…

Dec 7, 2022

Eithan Osborne Belongs On The 2003 World Tour

But he's gotten an invite to the 2022 Vans Pipe Masters, so we caught up…

Dec 7, 2022


“I Could Do Reels And Surf Two Foot Beachies And Hoard Cash But That’s Moral Suicide”

Noa Deane’s thoughts on money, media, airs in glassy waves and more.

Dec 7, 2022

Wildcard: The Moana Jones-Wong Story

The rise and rise of Mrs. Pipeline.

Dec 6, 2022

Watch: Torrey Meister’s Gunslinging SEOTY Entry

"Bull-riding is such a great warmup for surfing big waves."

Dec 6, 2022

Guess Who Else Just Got Invited To The Vans Pipe Masters

3 more withdrawals, and 3 more exciting replacements.

Dec 6, 2022


‘Buying Double Cheeseburgers, Acting Like He’s Hit Some Sections Today’

RAGE 400 drops ft Noz, Chun, Creed, Vinny, Jel, Wado + others!

Dec 5, 2022

What’s Happening To Orange County’s Sand, And Is It Worsening The Waves At Lowers?

Read this to upgrade your understanding of your local beach break and coastal environment.

Dec 5, 2022

Here Are The 15 People Who Qualified For The 2023 CT

After seven events and much groveling, 10 men and 5 women will officially be CT…

Dec 3, 2022

An Ode To Aussie Chick Pros From The Nineties 

A celebration of stoicism, resilience, grit, core lordship, and unconditional love.

Dec 3, 2022

Update: John John Flushes Everyone Down The Haleiwa Toilet Bowl

And the CT qualifications for 2023 are set.

Dec 3, 2022


Riaru Ito Is Cooler Than His Cucumber Garden

Meet our passion pick for the Vans Pipe Masters.

Dec 2, 2022

5 New Surfers Confirmed For The Vans Pipe Masters

Who's out, who's in?

Dec 2, 2022

Unlocked: Kael Walsh, Rolo Montes, And Al Cleland Jr In ‘Saturn’

Quik’s new 20-minute surf film is so good you’ll want to burn a DVD of…

Dec 2, 2022