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Watch: Kolohe Andino Flexes His New Sticker In Hawaii

Swipe right if it feels nice.

cinema // Jan 24, 2022
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

Certain things just feel right.

The chocolate syrup drizzled over an already calorie-packed cup of ice cream, cold pizza at 3 am, breakfast for dinner— the list is endless*.

Kolohe Andino inked a new deal with O’Neill just a few weeks ago, which provoked similar feelings. Maybe it’s the anticipation of premium O’Neill team content, featuring Kolohe, Jordy, and Reckless Isolation co-star Ian Crane. Or perhaps it’s the fact that ladybird Caity Simmers, who’s been on a nonchalant tear of a year, rocks a similar Redbull/Oneill sticker combo.

It’s hard to say, but one thing for certain is that Brother still has plenty of diesel left in the tank. The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding was splattered against the wall by the carve at 00:49.

One thing I’ve learned is that sometimes it’s better not to ask questions. If something feels good, roll with it. Which means I’m going to go eat a cold slice of Papa Johns now. In the meantime, someone please get the team manager of O’Neill an ice-cold beer, as he’s the current leader of the post-pandemic era.

Watch Kolohe’s warm welcome here.

*…and ventures past the realm of food items, I just haven’t eaten lunch yet.


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