Why Didn’t Our Parents Raise Us in Indonesia?

Koldo Illumbe lives the ultimate teenage surfer’s fantasy— he resides in Indonesia. There’s not much more any of us wanted to do at the age of 14 than surf flawless waves in boardshorts every day. Well, there was one thing, but… nevermind.

Koldo is an absolute barrel hound, foaming at the mouth for any wave ready to unload onto one of Indo’s divinely carved reefs. He also proves you don’t have to pump frantically to make it. Koldo drops in, stands still, and embraces nature’s quickest cocoon.

Small waves, significant sections, pick your poison— Koldo is immune to all of it.

Click here to see how bad your parents were for not raising you in Indonesia.