Cancel Tonight’s Netflix, Metal Neck 2.0 Just Dropped
The Bangover with Andrew Doheny, Christian Fletcher, Creed, Beau, Noa, Knost, Ozzie, Metal Jimmy and more.
Coined by Mr Doheny himself, a ‘Metal Neck’ occurs when one head-bangs so hard at a metal gig that their neck seizes up. “A combination of your neck hurting, and metal,” says Droid. Either way part two, ‘The Bangover’ by Matt Tromberg, is what you get when you toss hair dye, flammable aerosols and heavy metal in a Californian blender. It’s an all-star cast of mainstream drop-outs bursting with expressive flair; Christian Fletcher, Andrew Doheny, Creed McTaggart, Beau Foster, Noa Deane, Ozzie Wright, Alex Knost, Ford Archbold, Colin Moran and the mystical mascot that is Metal Jimmy.
Here’s a short list of highlights from the forty minute piece:
-Andrew Doheny’s contorted top turns, various hair styles.
-Ford Archbold, because we thought we’d lost him to that band world-tour life.
-Creed and Beau’s wave-for-wave bro section.
-Alex Knost steering a bonzer with his classic jive.
-The entire Ozzie Wright segment.
-Noa Deane’s mid-wave antics.
-Metal Jimmy, because Metal Jimmy.
If you’re digging their thing (let’s be honest, you’re either going to be super into this or pressing eject within the first two minutes), then why not revisit episode one?
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