Stab Podcast: Did Kelly Ruin Getting Old & Fat And Being Okay With It? Is Winning SITD A Shaper's World Title? - Stab Mag
We know why Filipe beat Ivan at Pipe, our surf sinner spilled the beans. Photo by WSL

Stab Podcast: Did Kelly Ruin Getting Old & Fat And Being Okay With It? Is Winning SITD A Shaper’s World Title?

‘Shapers should be taking anabolic steroids to make perfect surfboards’.

news // Mar 20, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

The world’s best visually-impaired surf podcast delivers you your weekly dose of snews (surf news). 

In this week’s episode we go inside the SITD premiere, Britt’s winning ecstasy, and complex shaper dynamics. Danny and Buck speculate when Gabby will return (again), the role of surfboard-fin pairings, and why male CT surfers keep quitting. Finally, the boys discuss why Benji Weatherley is a national treasure, how a disarmed Kelly is the best Kelly, and suitable penance for our surf-sinner tipping the cosmic scales in favor of Filipe Toledo against Ivan Florence in the Pipe CT event. 

Time codes:

2:30 Buck commits a surf sin 

3:10 Channel Island boys win SITD

6:00 Floods

9:05 More SITD (we got derailed)

10:35 Buck commits another surf sin 

14:00 Britt Merrick professes love for Matt Biolos

18:30 Taj Burrow resold his SITD quiver

21:00 How surfing the world’s most dangerous slabs saved Kerby Brown’s life

23:30 Does men’s surfing have a quitting epidemic?

29:45 Is Gabby returning for G-land?

30:30 Kelly Slater Is Ruining Aging

33:00 Drive Thru 

35:00 Candid Kelly is incredible

39:15 Surf sin


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