Stab Magazine | Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 46
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Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 46

Instagram is still the new Facebook! And Tinder ain’t the new Instagram yet! @anastasiaashley is totally still the new Alana Blanchard! Maybe! But, everybody still loves @alanarblanchard! @_koloheandino is the new Mark Cunningham. Cold and massive is the new warm and fun. (@chrisburkard) Dane Reynolds is the new Dane Reynolds. (@childsphoto) Flynnstone Flips on single […]

news // Mar 8, 2016
Words by stab
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Instagram is still the new Facebook! And Tinder ain’t the new Instagram yet!

@anastasiaashley is totally still the new Alana Blanchard!

AA2

Maybe!

Alana

But, everybody still loves @alanarblanchard!

Brother

@_koloheandino is the new Mark Cunningham.

Burkard_Winter

Cold and massive is the new warm and fun. (@chrisburkard)

Dane

Dane Reynolds is the new Dane Reynolds. (@childsphoto)

Flynn

Flynnstone Flips on single fins are the new Flynnstone Flips on thrusters. (@flynn_novak)

Gabs_Gurana

Drinking energy drinks on a wave is the new drinking a beer on a wave. (@gabrielmedinaaa)

JOB

Chopper shots are the new GoPro shots. (@whoisjob)

Kanoa

@kanoaigarashi is the new everything.

Kerby

Behind-the-tube-angles are the new in-the-tube angles. (@kerby_brown)

MM

Below sea level is the new above sea level. (@markmathewssurf)

Dorian

Young @shanedorian is the new older @shanedorian. Wait, that ain’t true. We love older @shanedorian.

Richie

Riding no surfboard is the new riding a surfboard. (@owenphoto)

Rizal

@rizaltandjung’s kid is the new @rizaltandjung.

 

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