Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 46

Instagram is still the new Facebook! And Tinder ain’t the new Instagram yet! @anastasiaashley is totally still the new Alana Blanchard! Maybe! But, everybody still loves @alanarblanchard! @_koloheandino is the new Mark Cunningham. Cold and massive is the new warm and fun. (@chrisburkard) Dane Reynolds is the new Dane Reynolds. (@childsphoto) Flynnstone Flips on single fins are the new Flynnstone Flips on thrusters. (@flynn_novak) Drinking energy drinks on a wave is the new drinking a beer on a wave. (@gabrielmedinaaa) Chopper shots are the new GoPro shots. (@whoisjob) @kanoaigarashi is the new everything. Behind-the-tube-angles are the new in-the-tube angles. (@kerby_brown) Below sea level is the new above sea level. (@markmathewssurf) Young @shanedorian is the new older @shanedorian. Wait, that ain’t true. We love older @shanedorian. Riding no surfboard is the new riding a surfboard. (@owenphoto) @rizaltandjung’s kid is the new @rizaltandjung.