Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 46

Instagram is still the new Facebook! And Tinder ain’t the new Instagram yet!

@anastasiaashley is totally still the new Alana Blanchard!

Maybe!

But, everybody still loves @alanarblanchard!

@_koloheandino is the new Mark Cunningham.

Cold and massive is the new warm and fun. (@chrisburkard)

Dane Reynolds is the new Dane Reynolds. (@childsphoto)

Flynnstone Flips on single fins are the new Flynnstone Flips on thrusters. (@flynn_novak)

Drinking energy drinks on a wave is the new drinking a beer on a wave. (@gabrielmedinaaa)

Chopper shots are the new GoPro shots. (@whoisjob)

@kanoaigarashi is the new everything.

Behind-the-tube-angles are the new in-the-tube angles. (@kerby_brown)

Below sea level is the new above sea level. (@markmathewssurf)

Young @shanedorian is the new older @shanedorian. Wait, that ain’t true. We love older @shanedorian.

Riding no surfboard is the new riding a surfboard. (@owenphoto)

@rizaltandjung’s kid is the new @rizaltandjung.