Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 44

We’ve milked the teats of the Stab-a-gram feed to extract the creamiest produce. We’ve shaved the rough edges from the gold bullion to get the brightest carat. We’ve… uh, you get it. Here’s this week’s finest social media moments from surfing’s orbit.

@nate_smith_photo filters Aaron gold throwing himself right into it for us.

@anastasiaashley is the new Alana Blanchard. Heard it here first.

@captainfinco gifts us an in-flight Dane Reynolds.

Know all those amazing @clarklittle shorebreak photos? This is what it looks like when he’s capturing them.

@albeelayer misses winter. Photo @zaknoyle

@shanedorian, bowhunting elk in Utah last fall. This is the first of three reasons why Shane Dorian is more manly than you.

This is the second.

And here’s the third.

@kalanimiller and @kellyslater getting super, like, Florida.

@markmathewssurf thanks his pal, @richievas, for the entertainment. As does Stab.

If you like having lineup shots come through your feed that make you sick to the stomach with FOMO, then follow @ramboestrada

How radical were the 80s? And weirdly, almost 30 years later, wavepools ain’t progressed a whole lot. @aframephoto’s @merkelmedia shoots, Dez Ho up font and Tommy Carrol scratching into a ‘set wave’ out the back.

@miahklein: “Tell me what your heart rate is!”

@kellyslater: “Mom sent me this from FB. Should qualify as awesome that #PaulMcCartney showed up to @curfuffle’s (Tom Curren) set the other day and @jimmybuffett (between in background) opened up for him. And of course, Tom has his back to the camera. I wonder if Tom geeks out like a little kid inside or if he’s always as cool as I think he is?! 🙂 #BeatlesLoveCurren #McCartneySurfs?”

@whoisjob and @kellyslater, the best of pals.

“Guess where?” asks @tomcarey. Do y’self a favour and turn this man’s blue button geen.

Have the pleasure of @quincydavis. Stab insists.

@lukeegan, hospitalising.