Stab Magazine | Never Purchase Boardshorts Again

Never Purchase Boardshorts Again

Because we’re giving away a lifetime supply. Enter the lotto, here!

news // May 18, 2018
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

Right now, we have over 50 pairs of boardshorts sitting in the office. And, we want to give them all away to a single recipient.

Here at Stab, we believe that the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. We’re strong supporters of overindulgence and mass giveaways via one easy trip to the post office.

So, now that our “Totally Predictable Yet Necessary Best Boardshorts of 2018” guide is feather-dusted, our only use for them is to ship them all to (maybe) you.

The winner will be selected at random, all you have to do is fill out the Best Boardies Questionnaire, enter a working email when prompted by the last question and if you win, we will reach out for shipping and other pertinent information. Think of it as your lottery ticket.

The package will include boardshorts built by Vans, Volcom, Vissla, Roark, Hurley, O’Neill, Rip Curl, Quiksilver, Billabong, Reef and RVCA.

The boardshorts are primarily size 32 with a few 30s and 33s in the mesh. Take what you want, give them away as birthday gifts, bribes, wear ’em all at once – do what you will, they’re all yours if you win. After all, no one needs a lifetime supply of boardshorts, but, needs and wants are two very different things.

This giveaway is for North America only (just in time for summer!).

Click this to win! 



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