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The Most Pointless And Offshore Surf Event Ever To Happen

Introducing The Park Point PBR Classic.

elsewhere // Aug 6, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Back Alley Duluth and Castleglass, whatever in the fuck those two things might be, are hosting a surf contest in Duluth, Minnesota, tomorrow.

The comp will run on Saturday eve (prolly), and some guy named Dave will be giving the “most stoked bloke” a case of PBR. I don’t know Dave personally, but judging by the rest of the flyer, I’m guessing those PBRs will be room temperature.

The conditions are expected to be dog shit, as Lake Superior isn’t even actually in da ocean. However, me don’t think Minnesota has any travel restrictions, so don’t consider this event out of the WCT equation.

Also, this guy promised to send me this shirt for reposting this, which is cool. Send me the shirt, Charlie. I held up my end of the deal. I will reach out to Kelly after my piano recital tonight, which you guys are all invited to.

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