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Who is JOB 2.0: US Open of Surfing

Jamie O’Brien pushes some kids into some waves at the US Open of Surfing, then pours drinks behind a bar. Such selflessness in such a capitalist environment! Throw in some pepper lines and straight vodka, and the opulence quota for Who Is JOB 2.0 is filled.

33 comments so far...
1.

Douche

2.

Disses the ASP and shit contest waves. Still goes to Huntington to suckle the Industry teat. Contradictory, lame.

3.

unfortunately, the mauili ola event was cut short when kala blew his whistle and proceeded to put a 10 year old cancer patient in a triangle choke hold.

4.

STAB, PLEASE:

no posers.
no acting smiles.
no banana mouth-full idiot talking shit.
no silly jokes.
no cokeheads sniffing pepper on a table.
no “i want to help these kids surf” charities. (from JOB? give me a break! only making the big redbull boss happy!)
stop this shit.
these job videos make us sick.
i look at job and these cocksucker friends of him and i wonder why i love lowprofile surfers like wardo so much.
look at kalani’s face (oh no, here comes Jamie O again…) when the fucker meets him, and you’ll know what i’m talking about.

5.

you’d be spewing that your main sponsor and main source of income doesn’t know how to spell your name

1.

Douche

2.

good count

3.

i got 3rd comment – aside from that feat. J.O.B is just a big dump motherfucker who uses being a bully an ecuse for being ‘real’ . Plus, he aint even a surfer, he couldnt even pop a finner at snapper rocks when i was training there with the team. Doucher

4.

The best thing about this JOB 2.0 was Kalani Robb 4.20

5.

Agree Mary Jane….good to see K-Rock back and doing good

6.

liked him better before he started drinking….

7.

Drinking or having crack?

8.

STAB, PLEASE:

no posers.
no acting smiles.
no banana mouth-full idiot talking shit.
no silly jokes.
no cokeheads sniffing pepper on a table.
no “i want to help these kids surf” charities. (from JOB? give me a break! only making the big redbull boss happy!)
stop this shit.
these job videos make us sick.
i look at job and these cocksucker friends of him and i wonder why i love lowprofile surfers like wardo so much.
look at kalani’s face (oh no, here comes Jamie O again…) when the fucker meets him, and you’ll know what i’m talking about.

9.

unfortunately, the mauili ola event was cut short when kala blew his whistle and proceeded to put a 10 year old cancer patient in a triangle choke hold.

10.

I hate Jamie O’Brien more than anyone in the whole entire world. His fake Hawaiian accent is just awful.

11.

As with many, many, many pro surfies, we want to watch him surf because he is one of the best in the world but we do not not want to hear him speak or care what his friends are doing or care what girls he is embarrassing himself in front of or care what party he goes to or care what grog he drinks and so on and so forth. I think most of us come to STAB to watch good clips everyday and we don’t really care about any of this other bollocks – I may be wrong. JOB fucken rips so just show him doing that please.

12.

jOB. Kill yourself

13.

xxxx

OK boys chill … Jamie is just fine. For all the camera time he gets,
he holds it all together and does a great job …. he gives some groups …
just what they want to see. If you actually think ….
what u r seeing is all there is to him, well u r an idiot.

The only thing he possibly needs to upgrade
r some members of his posse :)

xxxx

14.

you’d be spewing that your main sponsor and main source of income doesn’t know how to spell your name

15.

Disses the ASP and shit contest waves. Still goes to Huntington to suckle the Industry teat. Contradictory, lame.

16.

even i wouldn’t do him!! ew i bet he smells like RedBulls: (

17.

Haters of JOB are just jealous! he is a nice guy, rips, and has more fun than all of you negative haters put together. Keep doing what youre doing Jamie!

    18.

    Of course he’s gonna keep doing what he’s doing. What’s the alternative…working?

19.

id rather watch fishtales!
followthefish.tv ;)

20.

The spelling mistake is classic. Just goes to show that it doesn’t make any difference who the surfer is, as long as they are selling product. Gotta say that JOB looks like he enjoys his life and there is a lot to be said for that – provided it doesn’t hurt anyone else.

21.

If J.O.B couldn’t surf he’d have a hard time getting a JOB cleaning dunnies at one of those nightclubs little lone getting in with that embarrassing poor excuse for a melon of his and the crew he’s with……..holy shit

22.

Reckon hes one of the top 10 surfers in the world – Ups to him for that.
BUT….. he is an absolute fuckhead tool

    23.

    Top ten surfers in the world? That’s funny.

24.

well…. i thought that was rather good

25.

get over it cnts. watch it or dont!

26.

he is a ridiculous person. great surfer, but an absolute fuckwit

27.

fark theres some pussy there…job/his mates are he biggest fuckwits

28.

He was really interesting before he drank. Could have been the best in the world.

29.

Such a tool.

30.

that looks like a ton of anxiety

31.

Wait…I’m confused. So is he a nice guy or was that start bit just a sick joke? JOB, have you lost the plot? Or has your editor simply mind-fucked us with a series of weirdly juxtaposed scenes and dialogue?

32.

blah blah wank wank.

33.

you o’s are all jealous. this guy is living the surfing dream.

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