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What surfing Lowers looks like to Kelly
Before he won the Hurley Pro, Kelly Slater surfed Lowers with a GoPro strapped to his brain. Few make it look as good as this. No one else will ever know what it’s truly like to see a wave as Kelly does, but this’ll bring you as close as you’ll ever get.
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That is a small wave.
Perfect for Amerikana fancy boy, fake surfing.
My son Hansel surfs the giant Germanic River waves
( near black forrest, where the glorius NAZI headquarters was located )
My golden son Hansel will soon smash all small, Amerikana fancy boys.
He has been anointed by the HOLY FUHRER and he has
learned how to techno dub dance in Berlin.
You will all learn of his all mighty powers once he opens his twitter account.
I know all this because ….. I am german.
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Looked fuckin sick to me! Good to see what the champ did to win the comp today, from a different perspective.
POV porn is epic
You’ve gotta admit those buttery sections that kept popping up were pretty dreamy…
This is as absurd as POV porn. Watching a cameraman’s view of him hitting a hot tramp, is nothing like the real thing, nor is a dizzy, choppy view of Kelly’s ride at lowers anything like what he sees when he surfs. STAB, please stop posting such stupid shit. Self cams are as gay as a night the hostel with Sarge.
Worst slater footage ever. Sorry for the negativity (honesty).
You’ve gotta admit those buttery sections that kept popping up were pretty dreamy…
Looked fuckin sick to me! Good to see what the champ did to win the comp today, from a different perspective.
what a fucking tune – Know it says broke for free but cant find. Anyone know more ?
this may come across wrong but its called ‘calm the fuck down’ – broke for free hah
Kinda reminded me of playing Kelly Slater Pro Surfer. A lot of hours spent playing that fucker in my youth
xxxx
That is a small wave.
Perfect for Amerikana fancy boy, fake surfing.
My son Hansel surfs the giant Germanic River waves
( near black forrest, where the glorius NAZI headquarters was located )
My golden son Hansel will soon smash all small, Amerikana fancy boys.
He has been anointed by the HOLY FUHRER and he has
learned how to techno dub dance in Berlin.
You will all learn of his all mighty powers once he opens his twitter account.
I know all this because ….. I am german.
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Stupid Klaus you dare not mess with us American boy”s.We spit on you.
that was the best non barrel GoPro footy I’ve seen. cool perspective
go pros fucking suck and all you clowns who want to see yourself surf should just crawl under a rock and hide casue you suck and your surfing looks like shit. Cant imagine the huge amount of money GP must be paying kelly to endorse these stupid ass things. . . he should be ashamed.
you should be ashamed
Yeah I’m not a fan of those selfish gopro cameras. For instance, I really would like to watch that same wave KS rode above from the spectator point of view now. Where is it?
i am. always. you silly little bitchthatsright
whos robert slater?
board movement says it all
that was sick! Cool perspective and all with a knot in his leash
WEN,S KONG HEAT!
This is as absurd as POV porn. Watching a cameraman’s view of him hitting a hot tramp, is nothing like the real thing, nor is a dizzy, choppy view of Kelly’s ride at lowers anything like what he sees when he surfs. STAB, please stop posting such stupid shit. Self cams are as gay as a night the hostel with Sarge.
great shot! awesome to have this angle view of the king’s line
The last thing I want to look for on a surf webbie is the knot in someone’s leash. If that is what is being noticed, then your site sucks.
POV porn is epic
That was alltime… Anyone talkin negative, you are clowns… Show me more!
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