War(d) Stories: Pipeline

chris ward had sex with my mother….i caught him the cunt..and told him to beat it. so he pulled out his dick and started jerking off right in front of me…..let me tell you , he is hung like a rat. smallest package i have ever seen, but his balls were enormous ,completly dwarfing his pathetic excuse for a dick. my moms relationship with me deterioated soon after the incident, basically chris ward ruined my life…thats my ward story……..bill

Too bad none of the current San Clemente crew doesn’t surf more like Wardo…

As his psychiatrist, I don’t think you should enable his recklessness.

Didnt tj beat makua up for droping at backdoor last winter? So funny tj the nicest guy took care of makua for acting tough.HA then his dad got butt hurt and went to have a talk with him. Classic!!!!!! Someone needs to write something on all these north shore stories.

Yea wardo burn um!!!!!!! If mason can pull it off, you can pull it off. Ive seen kala on plenty of peoples waves. Same bottom turn, set a line.YAWN Kala aint gonna be in the mix this winter. His time and approach is done. Plus pipe will wake him up one day.

The legend seems to grow with each story. Interviews are good stuff. Guy at 2:13 should of gone left.

As his psychiatrist, I don’t think you should enable his recklessness.

King Dongs kook hui mates probably would not have made those backdoor barrels anyway…I hope Wardo shagged his missus for good measure….

Too bad none of the current San Clemente crew doesn’t surf more like Wardo…

Seeing A.I in the beginning made me tear up a bit. RIP KING!

Also, funny how Wardo outsurfs most of Kala’s buddies at Pipe anyways. Every year these “pipe locals” are handed wild-card entries into the Pipe Master’s and every year outsiders dominate the podium.

chris ward had sex with my mother….i caught him the cunt..and told him to beat it. so he pulled out his dick and started jerking off right in front of me…..let me tell you , he is hung like a rat. smallest package i have ever seen, but his balls were enormous ,completly dwarfing his pathetic excuse for a dick. my moms relationship with me deterioated soon after the incident, basically chris ward ruined my life…thats my ward story……..bill

I do not know anyone who has seen his tiny penis, but that is some of the best tube riding I have seen in a long time. All the quick, subtle adjustments are filthy!

Nice one Kala Methman, who gifted you the rights to Pipe?

Im scared of Kala.I would listen to everything he told me. We all need to respect the true locals,like kala makua and eddie.True hawaiians.

Didnt tj beat makua up for droping at backdoor last winter? So funny tj the nicest guy took care of makua for acting tough.HA then his dad got butt hurt and went to have a talk with him. Classic!!!!!! Someone needs to write something on all these north shore stories.

Yea wardo burn um!!!!!!! If mason can pull it off, you can pull it off. Ive seen kala on plenty of peoples waves. Same bottom turn, set a line.YAWN Kala aint gonna be in the mix this winter. His time and approach is done. Plus pipe will wake him up one day.

kala blood and talent gives him the right neg taylor.

Kala and makua have an undeserved sense of self respect when really they are the most shot out people on earth. Eat shit and die u island beaners

Real talk your out of line.Undeserved? They surf pipe there whole lives. Have you ever paddled out? Kala owns the north shore. He wont even say anything to you. He will just paddle up and shake you up. His words from osiris OUT OF ORDER.

Absolute hero

People may forget what a mess Pipe was before the Wolf Pack came and took over. It was DANGEROUS! Not cause of the wave alone, but from the chaos. Having seen it before and after, having those guys w the whistle there is a good thing. It may not be perfect, but it keeps order where its needed

Ward respects them as locals and friends, and they respect his skills, the lunatic inside, and that he has earned his spot in and out of the water. He took his beatings. Friends before. Friends after. Call it what you want – Kala is a good man, does not step unless stepped to, and spends hundreds of days a year working 10 hour days for the Mauli Ola foundation with Chris and Makua and plenty of others that the same five anonymous guys hate on every chance they get. .

ryan kinda like how Makua took his beatings from tj barron? He had alittle harder time excepting that one though.hahahhahahaha

nobody use guns with bullets ( or not…)in hawaii?

We use sticks, and sharks teeth!!!!!!!!……..DUH

The captain is so cool. Go kala

I buy lost because kala wears it. Not because WARDO rips.

thanks stab for posting those vids. Wardo is a fucking hero…

Funny thing RYAN CH is that you didnt grow up in the vland neighborhood. So you wouldnt know the punks they are. Regardless if there trying to change finally. Everybody can change, but some have done damage that people cant forget. All those guys have moms and dads wives and girlfriends. Kala and makua act like big fish in a real small pound of surfing. Snowboarding, where those guys are kooks. People help them out and teach them true Aloha. Life is to short. Live with jesus love. Makua and kala, Jesus loves you. God bless andy and his family!!! Best surfer of all time.

Warddo!!!

@ Kahuku. This is in regards to your comment (#9). Eddie is not a “true Hawaiian”. He is in fact Jewish and is from inland California. He’s from either Stockton or Bakersfield. Go ask him! He wasn’t born in Hawaii and isn’t even Hawaiian. Know your facts cuz!

His heart and family is true hawaiian.

How do you know Eddie? You read about him?TYPICAL

Hey little benny! How bout i slap anyone named benny this winter on the north shore.

NAH NAH little benny, just kidding. I got aloha. Just show some respect.