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#TourNotes: Gold Coast

Hey, you wanna know about professional surfing? Hurley’s latest #TourNotes gives a really raw insight into the back end of a world tour event, through the eyes of their new superteam, which includes Julian Wilson, Brett Simpson, Filipe Toledo, Carissa Moore, Kolohe Andino and, with the best pre-heat stretching technique, John John Florence.

67 comments so far...
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fuck your annoying and not even slightly funny bro.

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is john john actually hooking taylor

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carissa is genuinely smart and nice

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Damn, Simpo’s chick is fine

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Yer Stab, can you fuck these youtube clips off! Most people work during the day, but every now and then, like me, we jump onto Stab and check some stuff out. But lately, we cant!! cause the last million video’s have been Youtube. Youtube is blocked in about 80% of workplaces, shit I know, but thats the situation. Now ive gota get back to working……

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Brett Simpson is now friends with Kia Otton ,Travis Logie an Glen Hall

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    fuck your annoying and not even slightly funny bro.

    3.

    You spell Kai wrong ever comment. Go troll some other site you loser

      4.

      Yeah beat it this site is for locals and lexicon rippers only. You only respond to scraps like small brand videos and don’t even think about using a false alias or we will type about. This site needs to be more exclusive with a VIP section. I am tired of all these barns who don’t know what they are talking about showing up and thinking it is ok to make first comment or any comment.

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shit. another you tube clip.

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    Yer Stab, can you fuck these youtube clips off! Most people work during the day, but every now and then, like me, we jump onto Stab and check some stuff out. But lately, we cant!! cause the last million video’s have been Youtube. Youtube is blocked in about 80% of workplaces, shit I know, but thats the situation. Now ive gota get back to working……

      7.

      stop working, start community organizing

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Damn, Simpo’s chick is fine

    9.

    Dane could take notes.

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is john john actually hooking taylor

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carissa is genuinely smart and nice

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ehh what did you say Filipe…

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learn english

    14.

    Learn a language.

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I fucking hate that two stripe thing hurley has going on shorts and wetsuits… its fucking lame and you all look like your apart of some kinda creepy boyband cult!! if you really think your a rad designer cause u put two stripes on your boardies then your kindding yourself… i cant wait till next year when hurley are forced to drop all of these idiots except (JJF/JULIAN/FILIPE/CARISSA)

    16.

    Those trunks were sick until every pro on tour started rockin them

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taylor swift is so annoying please dont JJF

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Tooooo much Hurley make it stop !!!

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)( everywhere

    20.

    you realise this was put out by hurley, right?

    21.

    )( PROPAGANDA FILM

    NOW GO OUT AND SPEND 500 US DOLLARS ON SOME BOARDIES

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Ace Buchanan is the best in the video , the way he sticks his bum out on turns is cute

    23.

    who the fuck is ace buchanan

    24.

    who the fuck is ace buchanan

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      the guy who surfs 1000 times better than you

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How many people are currently getting paid to hang-around and ‘support’ these ‘athletes’ ???

What do these washed-up has-beens actually do? …handjob JJ?

Fark me!

    27.

    Team managers.

      28.

      Team managers are important to team managers.

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Can only be a matter of time before this team gets seriously cut. can only imagine what their current payroll is looking like.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….

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On a kinda related note…. the heats on demand screen layout is absolutely fucked. You need to scroll down every time you want to choose a ride or check the scores. If you scroll down so that you can see all the scores, you only see the bottom half of the screen. Is whoever designs those pages even checking them at all? So fucken painful to use. They were fine when they first started but they changed them and now they are fucked.

    32.

    Fuck mate are you joking. First world problem for you is it? Get over it

    33.

    heats on demand is such an awesome innovation yet you’ve found a way to complain about it…

    its like wifi on planes, when they introduced it everyone was like “this is fuckin awesome” but as soon as it cuts out its the end of the world.

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Go USA!! Hurley best team ever!

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cant wait for the goofy v regular comp in april

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While Filepe plays video games during lay days, Kelly is reading Chomsky.

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Can somebody please tell me what the fuck ‘the mad huey’ is? I don’t live in OZ, and by looking at their terrible fucking website, I was left even more confused. Looks like some mid-90′s emerging action sports brand ran by alcoholics..

    38.

    theyre a crew of fools who fish, as in angling.

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kelly and carissa wear the same gay hat… somebody needs to burn those fucking things

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i think hurley is the new quik. too big not to fail?

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and do they only make one pair of shorts?? should use taiwan labor, they can pump out 3 kinds.

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So Kelly is reading a book written by a moron? Good on him. I’d go with Felipe’s hobby anytime.

Coming from a third world country, I can only laugh at the misplaced ideias coming from guys like Chomsky or Michael Moore.

Please go live with us for a while then, and only then, go write something that you think you know about the problems of world.

    43.

    you better be tough then, because you are clearly dumb.

    44.

    michael moore is a moron yes, chomsky is not. read a book and stop crying

      45.

      Go suck his dick, then, smartass.

        46.

        I will wait till you finish.

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RAND PAUL

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I thought that Chomsky wrote trash, not books.
Thanks for the tip.

Now I have to go, I got to buy my new Guevara shirt.

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Is hurley everwhere? nah wak

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tell us what going on with JJ and Taylor swift… and Makua and Lindy!! FOR REALZ STAB GET YA PAP ON AND GET US THE SCOOP ON BOTH

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I bet A.I is turning in his grave if the rumors are true

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I bet A.I is turning in his grave if the rumors are true

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Brett Simpson does California proud, and his girl is smoking!

P.S Get Pat’O some coffee, he looks haggard trying to manage half of the world tour

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Chomsky is every bit as much of an idiot as michael Moore. But the useful idiots of the world eat this shit up. Fucking pathetic.

    55.

    quoting tool trying to sound smart… cockbreath

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Who hasn’t fucked Taylor swift at this point? Jj is just cock of the week.

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Never buying anything )( EVER AGAIN

    58.

    No buy )( .. .you have to support them .. blah blah blah… there a real surf company .. blah blah blah.. buy into our brainwashing ..

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you are all a bunch of fags

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Sorry Kai Forgotten for the spelling mistake in reference to ur first name , i think i got right now mate!

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#GOMICRO

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GO MEDINA!! show the pales who’s the man and don’t forget to pump some Aussies chick as they don’t get that very often from the wans

    63.

    light-skinned > dark-skinned

      64.

      your mum would disagree – for sure!

    65.

    Gone Medina..sorry…..you daft racist.

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I’m taller than Bed Durbidge…. this kid is so gay and dam lol

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board looks good mate… thanks, stoked on it. was that meant to be funny or….

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