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The top 32 can’t speak Portuguese

This has gotta be one of the best pre-event clips that Stab‘s ever seen. It’s threeish minutes of the top 32 trying to speak Portuguese (though, Adriano De Souza and Miguel Pupo have a considerable advantage, as does Yades Nicol who get pointers from the latter). How fun that they don’t know what they’re saying! But, who has the best pronunciation?

10 comments so far...
1.

this comment comes form Brazil!
and by far, Simpo had the best pronunciation!
but Wilko had a really impressive performance, considering how long was the phrase…
Anyways we are really excited to have all of you, surfers and fans here, a country that has not racism, prejudice or any king of persecution suffered by us in USA or Australia.
I hope everyone will have a amazing time, hugs from Brazil!

2.

Wilko did a pretty good job if you look at the sentence he took… Good job Billabong

3.

By far, Mick Fanning has the best pronunciation

4.

Wilko, Josh Kerr and Brett Simpson have a good pronunciation. Aussies can’t say “não perca” (don’t miss). hahaha

5.

your comment proves me one thing: You never went to Brazil!
I wen to Australia and USA, I know…go sleep!

1.

Wilko, Josh Kerr and Brett Simpson have a good pronunciation. Aussies can’t say “não perca” (don’t miss). hahaha

2.

By far, Mick Fanning has the best pronunciation

3.

Wilko did a pretty good job if you look at the sentence he took… Good job Billabong

4.

the best pronunciation is from adriano heaheaheahea

5.

this shit is funny, specially the girls, wilko, bede and bret

6.

this comment comes form Brazil!
and by far, Simpo had the best pronunciation!
but Wilko had a really impressive performance, considering how long was the phrase…
Anyways we are really excited to have all of you, surfers and fans here, a country that has not racism, prejudice or any king of persecution suffered by us in USA or Australia.
I hope everyone will have a amazing time, hugs from Brazil!

    7.

    your comment proves me one thing: You never went to Brazil!
    I wen to Australia and USA, I know…go sleep!

8.

I like ya stance above. Well put.

9.

Read better. They said they haven’t suffered any racism in USA or Aus

10.

Read better. He says he HAS suffered racism in USA and Australia.

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