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The Seven Samurai or From Here to Obscurity

From Stab issue 58, in stores now and available online this week.

The fantastic trinkets, magazines, leafy drinks and films that form Dane Reynolds’ earthly pleasures this year…

1. Huge magazine (Wallace Berman feature): I bought this magazine in Japan in which a large portion of it was dedicated to Wallace Berman. Of course, all of it was in Japanese except one page which described him as “the hippie beatnik punk who actually did turn in, turn on, and dropped out.” That’s sick. The article’s rad ‘cause with only the art and the photos as a guide it lets your mind wonder. I know nothing else about him, but the art is remarkable.

2. Nas (Illmatic): I used to like rap music. I also used to wear tank tops and think that nice things were cool. By nice things, I guess I mean that while we weren’t poor by any means we didn’t ever buy any luxury items. It was all necessity. Then I started making some money from surfing and shit, what else would I spend it on? I bought a car, a laptop, video games, I don’t know, shit like that. Thought it was rad, but eventually figured buying shit wasn’t fulfilling. 
Anyway, I’d drive around in a nice car in my tank top playing rap music. Somewhere in my late teens there was a fundamental change and I no longer wanted to do that. But, lately, I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the rap and Illmatic was always the sickest, along with Jay-Z’s Reasonable Doubt and Raekwon’s Only Built 4 my Cuban Linx.

3. Boss loop pedal: I suck ass at guitar and have no one to play with but I wanna learn and improve so instead of sitting there practising scales which is totally boring you can record a little riff and noodle around till something sounds right and add another layer and do it again and eventually you have a giant wave of sounds and then you erase it and start over. Hours of fun!

4. Canon Snappy S: I always hear people saying they got into photography because it was a way to remember all the moments they had when they were travelling, but that’s not true for me at all. I think, initially, I wanted to take photos as a way of making art. Which is precisely why I suck at it. I think too much. And a camera with a sharp lens just exposes my poor judgment so I bought a really shitty camera for two dollars and now pictures don’t seem so precious, and perhaps they still suck, but now they look like they should suck because they were shot with a Canon Snappy S I bought for two dollars. I like the rawness and candid quality I’ve gotten with this camera.

5. Tea: I haven’t been able to drink coffee lately because of the anxiety and so I’ve been drinking green tea and some other blends of tea and I’ve been totally enjoying it.

6. Chelsea Makai photo book: This is the sorta shit I’m into. I showed (Quiksilver photographer) Todd Glaser and he was like “It looks like they have really bad printing” and I know they have bad printing and hardly any of the photos are great on their own but it’s sick because it’s stream-of-consciousness and as a whole, the book is totally inspiring and makes me stoked.

7. Searching for Tom Curren: We watched this several times on a recent boat trip. His surfing’s so engaged and connected, always on a rail, crouching with perfect form. It’s so different to how people are attacking waves these days and it was totally inspiring. Plus, I love his sound bites: “You… seem… to have… unlimited amounts of speed” while he’s getting a giant barrel on that fish.

Fuck you, Los Angeles, fuck your palm trees, and your high- assed women, and your fancy streets, for I am going to Japan to seek rivermouth toobs. Photo by Nate Lawrence



19 comments so far...
1.

I don’t know about any of this shite but I really like watching him surf – that’s why he is famous and paid well. The rest of this stuff is just to fill in his time because he doesn’t have a job. Imagine all the wierd shit you could get into if all you had to do was go surfing. It’s why some pro surfies pretend to be artists or musos or go fishing a lot or free diving or moto x or golf or drugs etc. What to do when there is no surf and you don’t have a job or a family to look after? Good luck to Dane – he seems like a nice guy, he fucken rips, everyone loves watching him surf. Less of this poop and more clips of him in the water please.

2.

dane is so cool that many idiots now think its cool to say that he is uncool….. it makes themselves feel better about their severe lack of originality

3.

Ah, we must weigh in here. We bugged and prodded (oh, this is gonna light up) and really wanted to know what Dane was into right now. We all like his surfing but just in the same way nearly every young pro doesn’t stuff a sticker into the beak of his board now, the world kinda hangs on what inspires this Fantastic Man on a Surfboard (Aquaba excluded). As a gentle warning, there’s gonna be more houses, more style and more stories on the Stab portal that doesn’t involve actual surf clips. Failing that there’s Stab Cinema. Thanks, mahalo, namaste, etc.

4.

mind blown.
dane is truly from the future..
wow.
simply amazing…. anyone else frothing over this write up.. any saffa frothas.. any wankas ..

nude photos?

5.

You’re probably right – a lot of your readers might want to know about this stuff, different strokes for different folks I guess. Keep the Dane surf clips up and I’ll stick to the Target catalogue for style (what my missus says we can afford) and watching Mickey Mouse clubhouse with my daughter for inspiration. My point was that I already had Nas on the iPod before I knew Dane liked it not because Dane liked it.

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dane is so cool that many idiots now think its cool to say that he is uncool….. it makes themselves feel better about their severe lack of originality

    2.

    that and noone is allowed to talk about what really going on in WHITE AMERICA??\\

    WHAT ABOUT BONG??? the former company…….

    PS what happens to stab when TAJ gets dropped???

3.

I don’t know about any of this shite but I really like watching him surf – that’s why he is famous and paid well. The rest of this stuff is just to fill in his time because he doesn’t have a job. Imagine all the wierd shit you could get into if all you had to do was go surfing. It’s why some pro surfies pretend to be artists or musos or go fishing a lot or free diving or moto x or golf or drugs etc. What to do when there is no surf and you don’t have a job or a family to look after? Good luck to Dane – he seems like a nice guy, he fucken rips, everyone loves watching him surf. Less of this poop and more clips of him in the water please.

    4.

    Ah, we must weigh in here. We bugged and prodded (oh, this is gonna light up) and really wanted to know what Dane was into right now. We all like his surfing but just in the same way nearly every young pro doesn’t stuff a sticker into the beak of his board now, the world kinda hangs on what inspires this Fantastic Man on a Surfboard (Aquaba excluded). As a gentle warning, there’s gonna be more houses, more style and more stories on the Stab portal that doesn’t involve actual surf clips. Failing that there’s Stab Cinema. Thanks, mahalo, namaste, etc.

      5.

      You’re probably right – a lot of your readers might want to know about this stuff, different strokes for different folks I guess. Keep the Dane surf clips up and I’ll stick to the Target catalogue for style (what my missus says we can afford) and watching Mickey Mouse clubhouse with my daughter for inspiration. My point was that I already had Nas on the iPod before I knew Dane liked it not because Dane liked it.

6.

mind blown.
dane is truly from the future..
wow.
simply amazing…. anyone else frothing over this write up.. any saffa frothas.. any wankas ..

nude photos?

7.

NaS Illmatic is one of the best. Seems like rappers these days get boosted off who they hang out with and collaborate with. That album has no big guest appearances. Just NaS killing it and he put his name on the map off talent alone.

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Good job Stab! I enjoy stuff like this. More please.

9.

Curren’s surfing as “engaged”: Dane has great word choice

10.

Only Built 4 Cuban Linx destroys Illmatic, although one of the best verses on it is Nas (Verbal Intercourse)

and Aquaba just wait for Kolohe’s Target Collection should be…

11.

That was INSANE!!!! thank you Stab! i will read anything that give an insight into how this man ticks. Has there been a more exciting surfer in the last decade? i think not.

12.

no joke, alana blanchard gave me herpes. couldnt see the cold sore through the tan and makeup.

13.

Dane looks Picasso in comparison to Sterling Spencer, the most useless cunt in surfing.

14.

… anxiety?? whaaaat?

15.

Searching for Tom Curren is the best surf film ever made

16.

Luke is a tremendous faggot

    17.

    b-side is in tremendous denial. Bring it on Faggot!

18.

artists and poets are often prone to madness.

19.

hey Aquaba
youve spelled out your flaws & inadaquacy in a sentence. You let your missus run your finances & there for your life.

No wonder STAb is your no1 savour,poor boy.

get some nuts,a better paying gig (yes this may require an education) possably a new girl (who knows her place) & reclaim your life motherfucker..

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