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Stab’s France Form Guide

The Quik Pro, France rumbles in the totally-close future. The title race has never looked better (Kelly ain’t dominating for once and there’s a few freckled noses headed for the line), and the Euro beachies always make for exciting uncertainty (kinda like Dane Reynolds’ surfing, also on show at La Grav this weekend). You’ll find no baguette or red wine references here, but instead the men that Stab believes will command beyond the quarters. Do you agree, or no? Do tell.

Mick Fanning

Mick knows how to steal French hearts. ASP/Kirstin.

Mick leads this year, by a stretch! All those firsts and thirds are a warm blanket. He won France in ’09 and ’10 and, even more importantly, knows he’s gotta keep it tight in the biz end of tour. “Kelly and I both knew what was going on and if I got on top from there the title race would have just been further away,” said Mick after losing to Kelly at Lowers. “The ocean didn’t really cooperate with me, but a third is a keeper. It’s another result I don’t have to worry about.”

****

Gabriel Medina

Gabs did one particular fling in France last year that was... breathtaking. ASP/Cestari

He won last year. Does he need more reason than that to be a favourite? If there’s a wind blowing into any kinda left, as there was in last year’s final, expect some more loopy rotations. Though they’re losing traction with the judges quickly, the right inversion will always scoop points in the excellent ride-range. And that’s all the kid needs.

****

Kelly Slater

Ain't no place that Kelly isn't a danger. ASP/Kirstin

Kelly ain’t so sentimental that he’ll leave on a 50th win. Y’kidding? Fifty-one is better than 50! Fifty-two, even more divine! We dare not count the King outta this list. He just won the Hurley Pro and knows better than anyone what he needs to stay in the race. “My back is against the wall to be honest,” Kelly said at Lowers. “Every heat is really important if I want to be in the title race at the end of the year. I don’t really have any room to move after missing Brazil and just a stupid mistake in Tahiti where Ricardo got me. Those are my two throwaways for the year, but sometimes that’s good though. It helps you keep your focus. I’ve just got to make the right choices and hope I don’t get smashed by someone early on.”

****

John Florence

Dear John, please bring the Rio sizzle to La Grav. ASP/Kirstin

Johnny proved in Rio that it ain’t just big barrels he blossoms in. He’s also dangerous in shifting beachies. And, La Graviere is a shifting beachie! Did you even realise he’d snuck to fourth in the title rankings? John’s way more competitive than he lets on and is gunning for a title, make no mistake. France is a real powdery bullet in the chamber. He also just won the Kustom Airstrike and was gifted $50k (handed over in person by Tony Hawk), if that counts for anything towards confidence levels.

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Dane Reynolds

No one kicks the tail like Dane. ASP/Kirstin

Allow us this little indulgence. It’s only a matter of time until the world’s most exciting surfer wins an event, is it not? His surfing doesn’t suit a jersey, this we know, but that doesn’t make the concept any less thrilling. Dane certainly has the talent to win any event. The question is, how hard will he try?

****

Julian Wilson

If Jules had landed the air-revs to complete the combo, the final might've looked different. ASP/Kirstin

Jules likes to win and the bitterness of last year’s second place still sours his palette. The delight this kid takes from sand-bottomed walls and wedges, you couldn’t imagine. Lefts? Jules’ backside finners are some of the best on tour. Rights? Oops and air-revs, straight-consummate, thanks. Sprinkle some varials, full rotes and good face work on top and you’ve got the complete pie. “I have so many amazing memories of watching this event as a kid seeing Andy and Kelly go for it,” said Jules after last year’s final. “And to be in it now is a very special feeling.”

But, that’s just us. Please tell us what you think…

 

31 comments so far...
1.

i dont care who wins as long as its not adriano

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I rekon a hell of a lot of pros would now say that john-john is the best in the world…most pros consistently quoted as saying he is the most exciting surfer to watch. number 1 on the 1 world rankings at the moment, 4th on wct…wins pipe pro, triple crown last year, brazil wct this year…then look at him in custom airstrike..dear suburbia…paddling hugeeee cloud break in boardies! the kid has it all! he has changed surfing forever and he is only 19…now..Dane is the best below 4 foot…but he is NOT the best surfer in the world in terms of the complete package..noone comes close to JJ…

3.

Ah yes, but can you find us a surfer in the world who doesn’t agree he’s the world’s best?

4.

C’mon Taj

5.

yet you place dane reynolds in the mix stab? your logic is smack. too smart for your own good.

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k thx

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Dne pls

    3.

    gooby fak, mnduna gona win, brasel bst surfingers ever, mnduna win world ttile

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i dont care who wins as long as its not adriano

5.

Julian Wilson for the win. Fuck you guys and your abbreviations…

6.

None of the above. Ditto fuck you guys and your abbreviations and your bad manners.

7.

C’mon Taj

8.

Whoa, this shitty survey don’t allow you to see results. Chill on this one while we upload another. Thanks!

9.

Stab there’s only 6 people in your list but 8 go to the quarters? May I suggest Parko and Jordy? Also IMO take out one of the aforementioned top 10ers and add a semi darkhorse like Michel..

    10.

    May we suggest either of these two don’t have the best track record at winning finals. Jordy has only won at J Bay and Joel has finished runner-up in his last five finals.

      11.

      And Dane does have a good track record in finals??

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I predict a medina vs Knox rematch … If the judging is the same as trestles with the judges frothing on carves Knox get him one back, parko will win the contest if the waves are good, Mick will methodically make the semis, kolohe will bag another last place.

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yet you place dane reynolds in the mix stab? your logic is smack. too smart for your own good.

    14.

    Ah yes, but can you find us a surfer in the world who doesn’t agree he’s the world’s best?

      15.

      I rekon a hell of a lot of pros would now say that john-john is the best in the world…most pros consistently quoted as saying he is the most exciting surfer to watch. number 1 on the 1 world rankings at the moment, 4th on wct…wins pipe pro, triple crown last year, brazil wct this year…then look at him in custom airstrike..dear suburbia…paddling hugeeee cloud break in boardies! the kid has it all! he has changed surfing forever and he is only 19…now..Dane is the best below 4 foot…but he is NOT the best surfer in the world in terms of the complete package..noone comes close to JJ…

      16.

      Yes,me. Kelly is the best. And there are several that are better than Dane but not as good as Kelly.

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“Kelly aint dominating”…I wouldn’t go that far Stab..get rid of his 2 throwaways and he is way up there…2 wins in the bag and another final in there too…I hope someone else wins, but he is way closer that it seems at the moment!

    18.

    but the fact that he already has 2 throw aways means he needs quarter + in every event now.. mick is sitting pretty with a whole bag of keepers

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i reckon mick will get closer to the finals again.
dane will definetely loose.
probably medina will make semis.
kelly , kerzy, john john same-o.
i really don’t think jules will make through round 3 maybe 5.
brother andino (with his 15 mayhems) will be out of the comp at round2
wilko and the other pets i’ll give a round 3 loss for them.
smith is way bussy stabing that p…ssy!.
tiago pires will loose again.
my pick is bede durbidge for the win !

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MEDINA AIRLINES

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“Did you even realise he’d snuck to fourth in the title rankings?” Did you even notice he was 3rd on the rankings before trestles?

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Cum on bede

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I dont give a fuck who wins…DANE’s in it!!!!!

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I predict all of them will lose except one.

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i dont think dane will get past round 3.. He is a great surfer and all but he’s probably only there so Quik can sell some extra merch, he’s not there cos he wants to win an event. He’ll wear a beret and drink plenty of red wine and get all artsy.

26.

Jeremy Flores will win it, with Miky Picon coming in second

27.

Hoping for a Slater vs. JJ final… and for Dane to light up the joint in round 1 before losing in round 2 or 3.

Everyone else I’m not interested in watching.

and… hope Fanning and Parko die early… and Adriano. Cant have those pricks winning.

28.

kelly’s backhand = boring.

    29.

    Ha ha U fuckwit did you see him at tavs?his 10 in the semi?? Some of the most mesmerising backhand surfing I’ve ever seen in my life.

30.

This candid comment from Mick is a bit disconcerting, “Kelly and I both knew what was going on and if I got on top from there the title race would have just been further away”. It almost sounds like Mick is suggesting the results are being manipulated to keep the title race close and interesting. 1 or 2 recent controversial heat results (Jordy/Parko QF Hurley and Parko/Jeremy QF Billabong pro, both times Parko seemed to get the “push”) don’t help help to dispell any doubts about that implication. Hopefully this isn’t the case as the ASP stands to lose a lot of credibility otherwise.

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KIEREN PERROW !

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