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Comments Of The Week, Edition 82

If you want to know what it’s like inside a black hole, then look around.

style // Apr 21, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

I urge you to please notice when you are happy. Explain or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.” However, the chances of finding out what’s really going on in the internet are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. Which apparently is by throwing your hands on the keyboard to see what pops up. Let’s review the repeated attempts of digital euphoria:

7. Let’s Not Forget How Good Shane Dorian’s High Performance Game Is.

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6. Russell Bierke Hospitalised While Surfing With Kelly Slater.

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5. Watch: John John Soars, Carissa Glows, And More.

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4. Courtney Conlogue Wins The 2017 Women’s Rip Curl Pro, Bells Beach.

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3. Jordy Hangs On, Kelly Steps Down And Mick Slides Through In Rounds Two And Three.

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2. California Novelties You’ll Probably Never Surf!

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1. Jordy Is No Longer The Best To Never Ring It.

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