Hey There, Honey.
We Got Something To Say.
Surfing ain’t long-hairs and doobie-suckers no more. Surfing is suited-and-booted stockbrokers.
It’s university students who’ve smelt the roses and don’t swallow the evening
news. It’s just-18-year-olds whose trunks end above the knee. Surfing is beavertails and
logs and empowered women who ain’t adverse to a Brazilian cut, but it’s also 540s and
double oops. Right now, surfing is goddamn hot and, most of all, inspired.
And Stab is inspired by it. In short, what’s this whole show about?
Big ideas and the endeavour to execute ‘em. Sometimes they don’t come off, but it’s better
than wondering. Stab may be put together by a bunch of narcissistic and morally corrupt
humans, but goddamn it, if we ain’t the most obsessive collective you ever did see…
…while you were sleeping, our eyes stayed open.