Watch: The Best Snaketales Yet?
Featuring kookslams, missing eyeballs, and a Stab in the Dark reference.
Surely I don't have to explain, once again, the merits of Snaketales. But for those of you who are blind or stubborn I will say simply: Snaketales is light, it is fun, and it has zero carbs. Just like any good beer.
Also, if you aren't drawn to the A-Team's brotherhood and camaraderie, then you must be one soulless motherlicker. The blood, sweat and tears excreted by these CT-hopefuls (wait, aren't three of them already on the CT?) are enough to make Rocky Balboa say, "Yeah, those boys work pretty hard."
Then there's the ever-delightful Snake, whose sharp and erratic analyses really make this thing pop. Maybe even louder than Tournotes.
P.S. What do you think would happen in a Snake vs. Peter King surf-off? And a fist fight?