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Watch: The Best Snaketales Yet?

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Watch: The Best Snaketales Yet?

Surely I don't have to explain, once again, the merits of Snaketales. But for those of you who are blind or stubborn I will say simply: Snaketales is light, it is fun, and it has zero carbs. Just like any good beer.

Also, if you aren't drawn to the A-Team's brotherhood and camaraderie, then you must be one soulless motherlicker. The blood, sweat and tears excreted by these CT-hopefuls (wait, aren't three of them already on the CT?) are enough to make Rocky Balboa say, "Yeah, those boys work pretty hard." 

Then there's the ever-delightful Snake, whose sharp and erratic analyses really make this thing pop. Maybe even louder than Tournotes.

P.S. What do you think would happen in a Snake vs. Peter King surf-off? And a fist fight?

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