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Stab Caddy: Rusty’s Happy Shovel

Aren’t handshaped boards just becoming more and more rare? But, doesn’t their rareness make them all the more sweet? So, when a surfboard maker comes along and releases a set of 100 boards, handshaped by one of the most revered men in the game, being Rusty Preisendorfer, it’s of great interest. Enter: Rusty’s new Happy Shovel.

The Happy Shovel is all about fun. Limited-edition, handshaped fun. You’ll wanna be scooping this off your rack when it’s knee or shoulder high. Think low volume but high surface area. Paddling and planning is a breeze. Double-barrel concave with shortboard-kinda rails and a bladed diamond tail that lets you whip with ease. And, as to be expected in this age, the Shovel comes with a five-fin setup. Aesthetics-wise, The Happy Shovel has a full resin wash in one of three colours (yellow, blue, red), with Rusty’s Original logo and Californian Factory Authentication logo.

Only 100 of these have been handshaped by Mr Preisendorfer in Cali and shipped over to Oz, so if you want one, email rusty@rusty.com.au to find your closest stockist.

5’0″ x 19.00″ x 2.12″ V=22.1L
5’2″ x 19.25″ x 2.12″ V=23.9L
5’4″ x 19.50″ x 2.31″ V=26.1L
5’6″ x 19.75″ x 2.40″ V=28.3L
5’8″ x 20.00″ x 2.56″ V=31.2L
5’10″ x 20.25″ x 2.69″ V=34.3L

This clip, featuring Josh Kerr, Noa Deane and more, should make you want one. Hang in there too, ’cause while the first half’s all jovial slipperiness, the second half really lights up (Mr Kerr!).

And even better than all this? Rusty are giving one Happy Shovel away. Tell us below: If you were to name a shortboard, what would you call it? Sharp and funny wins, crude and vulgar doesn’t. Entrants must have Australian postal address. Include your email in your post (no one can see it but us).

298 comments so far...
1.

The Mark Twain. Because I always Huck Finn.

2.

I’d call it ” The Mistress”..no matter how many jobs,girlfriends,responsibilitys,etc…that I have,i’m always sneaking off to ride her as much as i can!

3.

“The snooki” Because it’s short, fat and round

4.

Kerr is blowing up! Im calling a top 3 finish this year, his small wave game is locked down and now he has proved he can work it at Pipe. Stoked

5.

The “Magic Johnson”

1.

Kerr is blowing up! Im calling a top 3 finish this year, his small wave game is locked down and now he has proved he can work it at Pipe. Stoked

2.

The Slippery Gypsy

3.

‘corpulent crawfish’

4.

The Other Woman

5.

The Salt
The taste of salt (saltiness) is one of the basic human tastes.

6.

‘The Face Disgrace’

7.

wally

    8.

    The Millhouse

9.

I’d call it ” The Mistress”..no matter how many jobs,girlfriends,responsibilitys,etc…that I have,i’m always sneaking off to ride her as much as i can!

10.

The Killer Wizard

    11.

    *** The Wizard ….. If its shaped in Australia… Or The Blizzard Wizard

12.

The Shorebreak Shoveler

13.

The Dancing Shoes

14.

“The Other Woman” or “The Mistress”

15.

The Mark Twain. Because I always Huck Finn.

    16.

    Nothing will beat this. Brilliant!

17.

the oyster shucker

18.

Mel-Jib-It-To-Her-Son

Mel Gibson putting on for his city

19.

The Wet Dream

20.

The Kraken….summoned from the depths for your shredding pleasure.

21.

The rcrc or Rick Cains refined Chandler.

22.

“Your Mum”

…Cause everyone you know will have ridden it, behind your back, at least once!

23.

The “Yeti Crab”

24.

The zonkey (a hybrid animal, a donkey cross zebra)

25.

the loose pantalon

26.

Killer tomato

27.

fun clip. :)

28.

Smelly Finger

29.

the gene hack- man

30.

“Betty Flinstone”"

31.

Slapdash – Meaning short and quick in one word.

32.

how about the “stop naming the stupid board, you fucking idiots”???

    33.

    The Stab Hater ^

34.

snap crackle delux

35.

“The Billy Bob Squater”

36.

Choad Toe (and then none)

37.

Bob

38.

The Honey Badger

39.

“The Bump Stumper”

40.

” Squirting Schukker”

41.

I’d name it the big boy claimer and out a hood ornament of Medina on the front

42.

‘Slippery When Wet’ or ‘The Slippa’

43.

the shard

44.

“Bullet Hole’ if it’s a Rusty board

    45.

    CANS, CAR if a Rusty

46.

The Lipper Slipper

47.

Captain Dugong

48.

Shark Bait

49.

The Shred Sled

50.

Little Spliffy

51.

The Surf and Destroy model

52.

The Rusty Rocket (assuming its a Rusty board)

53.

Woofy Cooker

54.

The Sea Snake

55.

The Coffin Frothin

56.

sperm whale

57.

The Spliff Riff

58.

The Little ‘Richard’

59.

El ‘Bonnet Scoff’

60.

Space Kitten

61.

not getting one

62.

mush crusher

63.

gnar bar

64.

Summer Camp

65.

shorebreaker

66.

Paracetemol

67.

Toothless Grin

68.

“The snooki” Because it’s short, fat and round

69.

Bar Creep

70.

Street Light

71.

The Ladder

72.

Black Eye

73.

Wildfire

74.

Wishingbone

75.

whos that mexican kid?

76.

Redlight.

77.

The “stoner plank”

78.

the Blue Whale. because Sperm Whale is taken already by Channel Islands

79.

Morning wood

80.

Rusty Bucket

81.

Bone Yard

82.

CADDY SHACKED

83.

Wish it was bigger…

84.

Bobby Flay

85.

The bizarre ride II

86.

Little off the Top

87.

The Highlander

88.

The Shred Zeppelin

89.

The Afterbirth

90.

“the rusty spoon”

91.

The slippery dip
Turns any break into a playground

92.

the frothin grommett

93.

The Honey Badger

94.

“Funnerer” because it looks way more funnerer than other boards

95.

The Ron Jeremy

96.

The Slippery Nipple

97.

clam digger

98.

The Teenage Mother

99.

The “Magic Johnson”

100.

the dragon

101.

Mr squiggle… he was sharp and funny

102.

free balling

103.

the watermelon seed

104.

‘Chubby love’ Not the prettiest on the eyes but goes bananas

105.

Hell’s Bell’s

106.

Dark slide of the moon

107.

sled zeppelin

108.

Slippery nipple

109.

Chuck Norris

110.

THE POOP DECK (cause its for sub par waves)

111.

The ‘sly dog’

112.

The ‘ricky martin’

113.

The munter

114.

The Summer Bummer

115.

4W (WAAH WAAH WEEH WAAH)

116.

The Johnny Utah

117.

The Dirty Sanchez

118.

The iron lotus

119.

My 3rd leg

120.

The Lumberjack

121.

Poopie willy. Zing the gay surfer strikes again

122.

Lady

123.

The bad husband

124.

“Mordekai” Eli Cash’s bird

125.

‘Meat cleaver’

126.

shit disturber

127.

Mine

128.

The Chub Rock

129.

mighty midget

130.

Soup Spoon

131.

The Whispering Eye

132.

The Sleezsta

133.

Cat Daddy

134.

The Bar ‘O Soap; Because it rides like a wet bar of soap dropped in the bath.

135.

burfsoard

136.

The ‘Weekend Stubbie’ and you could have a stubbie of beer under the name

137.

The Slap

138.

in rustys case – the tRusty…

139.

in my case – the fm – the foam massacre

140.

Spring Piglet

141.

tongue twister

142.

The Oompa Loompa

143.

captain pogwash

144.

The Red Rocket

145.

The Happy Shovel

146.

Wet Cunt

147.

Froggy Fresh

148.

if this was a rusty board… The Preisendent

149.

ENDLESS

150.

The Airbus! It’s fat and it flies.

151.

hanklin

152.

MotorBoat

153.

The NEK MINNIT

#mine

154.

thehipster

    155.

    oh no they already had that one!

156.

Laird Hamilton Tow Board: The Jock Kooks Tow (Sounds a lot like Jacques Cousteau, eh?)

157.

The Party Pooper

158.

The Juliet (aka, “Oh, Happy Dagger!”)

159.

The Steve Irwin (aka “The Crocodile Punter”)

160.

The IRS (Tagline: “Nobody gouges deeper!”)

161.

The Mexcaliber (for a Puerto gun.)

162.

The Cole Aberration (Works best if shaped by Cole Simler)

163.

The Dirty Harry (Nothing makes your day quite like it)

164.

Cock-a-doodle-doo

165.

Fortunate Spade

166.

Bright Digger

167.

Donkey Punch Love

168.

the Buff

169.

The Bruce Lee

170.

The Beyoncé (The New and Improved “Black Beauty”)

171.

Poseidon’s Python

172.

Das Mutterschiff – German for “The Mothership”

173.

for a board like this the rude head! haha

174.

busted testicle, her ivy, hashtag#ride, miss new booty, the happy stubble, jar jar stink, fleshscepade, naked bird, the clause, the grinch, baby batter, she purrs, gap fillet, and donkey punch.

175.

The Pelican

176.

Weekend at Bernies

177.

the last bit-o-soap

178.

The rusty trumbone
Or the rusty trumpet

179.

The Choad

180.

weiner dog

181.

The Bra Toy

182.

the nifkin cleaner deluxe

183.

the fun gun

184.

the merlin (cause its magic)

185.

The “Magic Cat Piss” JUST BECAUSE, ALRIGHT?

186.

Stab happy.

187.

the BILF.

188.

the COCONUT CARVER ( makes me think of warm water and good waves)

189.

The magicians cloak, Cause it ain’t no wizards sleeve

190.

the stokaine

191.

The grovel creeper

192.

THE TOE

193.

orbit

194.

‘Carpet to Atlantis’. Atlantis is an underwater miracle, often associated with the ocean. Magic carpets are a trendy and innovative way to travel. The board kinda looks like a carpet, particularly sans fins.

195.

Retro short board:”Slight return”
or wide nosed shortboard board the “monk seal” limited production of course
or maybe a travel board called the “carpet bagger”
or a lower entry rocker called the “gas pedal”

196.

Little Finger

197.

The Stogie

198.

The Chimichanga

199.

The Gordita

200.

The firecracker

201.

jackpot

202.

The Pelagic Pelican

203.

twin peaks

204.

The Bottletop

205.

the beugle lord sord

206.

Plank Planner

207.

1/2 chub

208.

gravedigger…lol

209.

danny devito

210.

pulled tooth

211.

the whip whip flip

212.

“Green room happy hunter”

213.

China Plate

214.

“the snail that nails and wails”

215.

Popeyes the sailor man! Popeye for short. A small board that packs a big punch

216.

Disgustache

217.

The Bowl Cut

218.

lunch bucket, chicken bone, the implant, blood stem, the busted nut, rocket socket, the wagon, she open, the tea bag, the release valve, the zit

219.

Hold My Hand

220.

“The Bearded Dumpster Freak Dive” aka “The Summer Donkey Dream Boat”. Because I like Dane Reynolds.

221.

The titty sqeeze 5000

222.

salty mullet

223.

the rusty knife

224.

The Filthy Gimp

225.

The mistress

226.

The Asprin.

Cause it gives relief to any pain

227.

The Gash

228.

The Lurking Pedophile

229.

The Depressed Spade

230.

The Rip Stik

231.

The 12 Gauge

232.

The Axe.

Cause it just chops shit up

233.

The Muslim Unicorn

234.

The F-18

Cause its takes of quick and can do tonnes of rad stuff

235.

The Magic Shroom

Cause its trippy as all hell

236.

The Paddle Pop

237.

The Barramundi Slayer

238.

The Arrogant Sloth

239.

Earl E. Riser

240.

The Peter Siddle

It will just go all day

241.

The Arab Lobster

A versatile creature

242.

Switch Blade

Ready at all times

243.

The Bearded Dinosaur

244.

the fake doughnut

245.

The silver spoon

246.

The Whipper Snipper

it can tear, rip and shred

247.

The Duke

248.

Ben Dover

249.

The Incestrial Narwhal

250.

Mr Squiggle

cause of the lines you will draw with the board

251.

The backseat

252.

SALTYNUGGET

253.

Muchachos Nachos

254.

Shooter McGavin

255.

The Little Ginger Rabbit

256.

Dwarf Shortage

257.

XLR8

258.

the board formally know as π

259.

formerly* totes embarrassing

260.

oh yeah “totes”….. fucking TOTES……FAGGOT

    261.

    ^^^ hahaaaha, this guy totes hates the word totes, so do I, FAGGOTS.

262.

The buggy

263.

the magic maker

264.

the “pick pocket” or “pocket picker”

265.

the magic carpet

266.

grant hackett

267.

The Tablet

268.

The Beaver Shaker

269.

The Divorcee

No time to be spent with the wife or family, the board is too good.

270.

The Welfare Warrior

The Board is so addicting, working becomes not an option

271.

The Pope Mobile

272.

the Dixie Normus

273.

the freak

274.

u turn

275.

The Eager Beaver

276.

Duke Tubesteak

277.

Waka Flocker

278.

The Donkey Puncher.

279.

shreks thong

280.

Oxycontin

Hellishly addictive

281.

Lip Slug

282.

My husband has been DYING for this board.
He’d name it: Your Huckleberry

283.

Big Smoke

284.

The Peak Humper

285.

repitwa

286.

Quayside Getaway

287.

the chicken

288.

“The Sunny Side up” as my name is sunny hahaha

289.

John Wayne – ‘Courage is being scared to death… and saddling up anyway.’ maybe better for a big wave board…

290.

The Bobby Dazzler

291.

the ‘gine fly

292.

Flying Lobster

293.

The “gear stick”

294.

“Just Add Salt”, “The Skate”, “Whatever Works”, “Liquid Sunshine”, “The Boardwalk”, “Soaking Wet”, “Aqua Sun”, “Truly Stoked”, “Amped Up” or just “Amped”, and “The Surge”. I couldnt decide on only one name :) .

295.

Mr wippy
Short and fat easy to turn and fun in shore break

296.

Squashed Tomato

297.

Maravagi Cuttlefish

298.

The Sugar Glider

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