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Stab-a-gram’s Preferred Customers, Vol. VIII

Since the Instagram feed on our new website came to life, we couldn’t help but notice how good (and bad) some users are. Some truly shine and are worth applaud. Here is a gallery of our favourites from the week gone by.

Alana Blanchard at a wedding (not her own, thank god.) Posted by @alanarblanchard

Photog/model/waterman Brent Bielmann steals women's hearts and the lives of fish. Posted by @brentbielmann

Jadson Andre schooling a pal under a Hawaiian Sunset. Posted by @oakley__dispatch

Kelly Slater at Ours, kick-stalling 90s style. Photo by Morgan Maassen. Posted by @quiksilveraus

Mark Mathews puts himself in some questionable situations. Stab really likes this. Here, he's below sea level. Posted by @markmathews1

Nat Young, so fast he's blurred in Brazil. Posted by @nikesurfing

Nate Lawrence always manages to make Stab jealous. Posted by @lawrence_photo

Sterling Spencer and his uncle Occy. Posted by @sterlingspencer

Otis Carey in a position everyone wants to be in. South Sumatra? Yes, thanks. Photo by @patpearse, posted by @otiscarey

Stab purposely avoided picking a Rio scenery pic, but when it's posted by @john_john_florence, who conquered the place, an exception can be made.

Steph Gilmore contributed to the last Vogue! Can y'believe? And, Anna Wintour even gifted her a special note. Posted by @stephaniegilmore

"Today was a great day for breaking boards," says Taj Burrow. Posted by @tajamos

Taj gets a new ghetto chic hair cut. Posted by @jackfreestone

Best caption for this wins pat on back and sense of self-worth. Please submit below. Posted by @abstractlines

Got a spare chunk o’ time? Answer our lil Stab survey. We’ve got some Globe gifts to give away.

19 comments so far...
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I’M A FUCKING DONKEY CUNTS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT FEELS TO COME SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE ANIMAL LOTTERY, BUT MISSING BY SO MUCH? I COULD’VE BEEN A FUCKING HORSE! A FUCKING HORSE! GET STERLING SPENCER OVER HERE, I. NEED. SEX.

2.

Caption: Friends dont let friends hallucinate and drive.

3.

caption: dane is here? cuz i’m sure I have smelled some pretty good grass

4.

Caption : Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Fiji.

But l knew you wouldn’t miss the 50 year storm, Bodhi.

5.

caption: now which one of you sons of bitches took a shit on my front lawn.

1.

Caption: Friends dont let friends hallucinate and drive.

2.

caption: now which one of you sons of bitches took a shit on my front lawn.

3.

Caption: Donkey show time?

4.

Where,s Laura-A-Gram ?

5.

Hey gringo, take this ridiculous fucking scrunchie out of my maine and I won’t kick the fuck out of your carrr.

6.

May i see your papers, please?

7.

just get your ass in the car!

8.

You Donkey !!

9.

alana has no rear… pretty flat back there if you ask me.
now, lets have a look at monyca.

10.

the corn i would eat out of Alana’s ass cornhole…

11.

Cash, grass or an ass, nobody rides for free.

12.

I’d crawl through broken glass to just taste Alana Blanchard’s toilet water.

13.

faggot

14.

I’M A FUCKING DONKEY CUNTS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT FEELS TO COME SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE ANIMAL LOTTERY, BUT MISSING BY SO MUCH? I COULD’VE BEEN A FUCKING HORSE! A FUCKING HORSE! GET STERLING SPENCER OVER HERE, I. NEED. SEX.

15.

caption: Joe Turpel doing what he does best; being a jackass

16.

I have Sterling Spencer’s ass.

17.

The fuck you looking at??

18.

caption: dane is here? cuz i’m sure I have smelled some pretty good grass

19.

Caption : Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Fiji.

But l knew you wouldn’t miss the 50 year storm, Bodhi.

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