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Stab-a-gram’s Preferred Customers, vol. 24

We’re a little France-centric in the 24th week of Preferred Customers, but we’re fine with that (and it didn’t stop our weekly Alana quota getting filled). There can’t be much wrong with pro surfer imagery that’s made by pro surfers themselves, can there?

F'real, we'll stop posting photos like this of @alanarblanchard when she does.

@zaknoyle clicks Kalani Chapman in a fluoro Chopes barrel. Go check out Zak's new site at www.zaknoyle.com.

@rissmoore10 wishes she "was a mermaid."

Mark Healey (aka @donkeyshow) screenshots a GoPro POV from Deserts.

@jimmylees snaps a 90s Beastie Boys-style portrait of Julian Wilson.

@kerby_brown's vision of a sunrise, from underwater.

@kalanimiller and her man, @kellyslater, the eternal grom. Backpack over wetsuit? Oh yeah. *Pooch's name: Action.

"I'm protected with them!" says @medinagabriel of his newfound pals.

Rod Owen (@owenphoto) lights up his memory card with Ace Buchan on a rainy Hossegor day.

@billmorris captures @kobyabberton ruling on a big day at Ours.

@mattwilko8 discovers the "secret magical diet!! Ice cream is all I'm eating from now on!" (With @kellyslater).

13 comments so far...
1.

Id lick alana’s asshole all fucking day

2.

malia manuel is way hotter

3.

she’s not black, if that’s what you mean

4.

I concur

5.

What about Erika Hossieni and Laura Enever? They bring the froth to the tip as much as Alana. I concur though that I’d dribble a football through a minefield just to lick the dew from Alana’s starfish.

1.

Id lick alana’s asshole all fucking day

    2.

    I concur

    3.

    ha, was expecting this to displace the Jordy nipple comment as most popular on front page. Stab must be rigging it

4.

Alana is hands down the best looking girl in surfing, but her ass really isnt THAT sweet…. its nice, but its tiny

    5.

    she’s not black, if that’s what you mean

6.

malia manuel is way hotter

7.

sit on my face alana

8.

steph gilmore knows how to be sexy with more style

9.

What about Erika Hossieni and Laura Enever? They bring the froth to the tip as much as Alana. I concur though that I’d dribble a football through a minefield just to lick the dew from Alana’s starfish.

10.

HAHHAHAHAA #9

11.

Number 9 funniest comment ever hahahahahahahaha!! Froth to the tip???? hahah

12.

Who has Alana fucked? Anyone know?

13.

Heard she’s tight with Jesus…what a waste

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