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Stab-a-gram’s Preferred Customers, vol. 23

Parties, lunches, dinners, downtime, airport layovers – all have fallen silent but for the tap of a glass screen and occasional sound of an image being captured. We drink in these insider snapshots of the world we live. Would you like a sip?

@alanarblanchard, in the Azores. This is the gal who once told Stab she didn't wanna just be known for her ass. We didn't crop this photo.

@morganmaassen snaps Mark Cunningham in Micronesia. Somewhere no man on Earth wouldn't rather be right now.

@shanedorian and @ianwalsh4 know how to roll. Heliboarding, if you can, is the way to get it done.

Sponsoring @kellyslater is worth your money. "Duct-taped my @gopro onto the tail section of this A-380 for the clip," he says. (Obviously KS wasn't Spidermanning around on the A-380 prior to takeoff).

@owenphoto posts photos like this, often. Thought-provoking!

"After eating shit on a few today I realized that I was surfing with all back 4 fins," says @joelparko. Huh.

@koatree_ and the one that got away at Chopes.

The parade of @mattwilko8's fruity wetsuits continues. This bull-fighting number is for the Euro leg.

Wedding of the year, in our world. Congrats to the charismatic Mitch Ross, who married his sweetheart, Mel, in Palms Springs. Craig Anderson, Ace Buchan, Beau Foster, Ev Geiselman, Mitch Crews, Noodles Webster and more were in attendance. Michael Spencer was there too, from whom we steal this photo.

And this one, of the groom's party.

@globeinstagram have a killer formula. It's also quite simple. "Bantams and Bikinis." Say yes to another excess.

@laurie_towner and an unnamed ledge.

If only surfboards, or in this case @cisurfboards, still cost what they did in 1975.

"What were you doing at 13 years of age?" @billabong asks a very good question, since Riley Laing here just became the youngest kid ever to take the Shipsterns staircase.

@asp_spies have, uh… spy-like access. Could it be that Dane Reynolds is rocking a quad setup in France?

"I don't have the heart to tell them they're not coming to France :( ". Dane's gal, Courtney (@napkinapocalypse), has an excellent sense of humour.

@jrkenworthy loves Indo. Who doesn't? Oh, honey, do you dream of this?

9 comments so far...
1.

Alana keeps saying that she wants to be known for more than her body, but the only photos she posts are of her posing, never any of her …oh you know…surfing. I guess modeling is were the money is…so is she hypocritical or smart? Model/surfer or Surfer/model?

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lets not rock the boat here D .

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i would do the most disgusting ,disturbing ,shocking illegal things to alanas ass.

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I would allow her to take me on a candle light dinner date followed by a walk on the beach.

5.

Alana= gurfer/ damn hot babe

1.

Alana keeps saying that she wants to be known for more than her body, but the only photos she posts are of her posing, never any of her …oh you know…surfing. I guess modeling is were the money is…so is she hypocritical or smart? Model/surfer or Surfer/model?

    2.

    lets not rock the boat here D .

3.

Alana= gurfer/ damn hot babe

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alana = tiny ass.
google = eliana roche (that’s what i’m talking about!)

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i would do the most disgusting ,disturbing ,shocking illegal things to alanas ass.

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The things I would let Alana’s arse do to me….

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Alana’s ass, that is all. And wilko’s wetsuit comes in second place.

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I would allow her to take me on a candle light dinner date followed by a walk on the beach.

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Would you care to see it sit down for a while?He is taller than I by ahead.Tomorrow will be a holiday.You might as well throw your money away as spend it in gambling.Good luck!To know everything is to know nothing.To know everything is to know nothing.Just read it for me.I don’t mean it.I am on my way to the grocery store.
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