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Chippa Wilson Buys Into Boog Cash Cow!

Click in for the best dick-dragging you’ve seen all year, the “best thing since Feral Kingdom, easily!” An absurd notion, that’s most certainly true.
 

news // Oct 16, 2017
Words by stab
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Today, Chippa Wilson, the man behind the best shuv-it off concrete, slapped his hard earn’t cash on some soft lid’s. Thats right, Chippa’s now the poster boy for Drag Board Co., after his full part in the satirical masterpiece “RIP,” landed alongside fellow draggers Schapelle Corby, Harry Bryant and Craig Anderson.

According to a Drag spokesperson, “Chippa was psyched on RIP and threw down, it’s mental. People have been demanding we put the film back online.* We potentially solved [surf] craft racism [sic].”

Here’s Chippa’s official Press Release:

“I happened to be chasing a swell down the south coast with Dion (an old school dragger himself), heading back to Caba as the RIP premiere was on in Wollongong, so we stopped in. I just couldn’t believe what I saw. I thought boogin was kinda dead but the joint was swarming with hundreds of boogers, surfers, kneelos even—it was a gathering of tribes, all to watch this boog flick, in protest of craft equality. Screamin, staunchin, swingin from overhead beams, chanting in unison, it was madness. And the film, fuck me, best thing since Feral Kingdom, easily. Something just clicked and I knew I had to be a part of this. I didn’t know the Drag dudes so I reached out to old friend, recently paroled Schapelle Corby. Her and Mercedes used to come drag Caba beach back in the day, so we knew each other pretty well. She vouched for em, so we just went and did it. The boys have almost created a new sport, it’s not boogin anymore, it’s draggin. we’re predicting it to go huge, of all my investments – I really think this one’s gonna be the cash cow!”

Don’t you love that optimism? Boog on, brother. Boog all the way to the bank. 

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