KS and Laird in fittest of all time list
Posted 23 Oct 2012, by STABmag
Kelly Slater and Laird Hamilton are two surfers who have placed in Men’s Health fittest men of all time list, placing 35th and 41st. “Isn’t just about how much you can lift, how fast you can sprint, or how many records you’ve broken,” says Men’s Health on the list that sees our weed-smoking pal Mike Phelps taking the win (with Daniel Craig coming in at 50th). “It’s about what else you do with the body you build – the people you inspire, and the legacy you leave behind.” Whether it’s a legacy of tow surfing and SUPing or myriad world titles, you can’t deny both these cats look best when they’re allergic to cotton, as seen here.
Check the list here.
“..both these cats look best when they’re allergic to cotton..”????
WHAT KIND OF GAY BASTARD IS WRITING THIS SHIT??!!
I’ve looked at this list 6 times
This list is a joke
To those of you wondering, I didn’t make the top 50 for fittest human, but placed 2nd equal with Susan Boyle for best mono-brow. RCJ ~ live your legacy xo
Actually I am the fittest athlete of all time. I have the pasty legs of a chicken, able to run back and forth form the fridge to the iPad, a proper gut to belly buck you or rest a beer on, and a super humanly muscular finger, able to seek porn, or txt with uncanny quickness.
Those guys are so Hot !
What about Buttons?
I guess these two do a lot with their bodys, well deserved
hey STAB, did you read the article youre quoting? daniel craig came 50th.. Michael Phelps took the win.
Uh, our player was slow to load across the Pacific. Let’s hear it for Phelps and the green!
Um and I think Phelps just retired a lot younger than slater and slater is still going for a title this year,so slater is fitter in my opinion.
Actually I am the fittest athlete of all time. I have the pasty legs of a chicken, able to run back and forth form the fridge to the iPad, a proper gut to belly buck you or rest a beer on, and a super humanly muscular finger, able to seek porn, or txt with uncanny quickness.
This list is a joke
“Slater’s both the youngest (at age 20) and oldest (at age 39) to win the Association of Surfing Professionals World Championship. As if that weren’t enough, he won it a record seven more times in between, earning him the title of the best competitive surfer ever.”
Last I checked Slaters tally was at 11, not 9.
Like u hero Armstrong Slater, ur a disgrace!
How is slater a disgrace? 11 time champ. Nice to everyone….
please:
1. Take a spelling class.
2. Beans and Rice.
I’ve looked at this list 6 times
twerps
such a credible list considering Mr T. came in at number 75
Whether it’s a legacy of tow surfing and SUPing ”
Lairds a douche. Is there two gayer things to be associated with inventing than SUP and Tow surfing??? really??
Lee should be number 1
the kids in this commentarys with all this hate will probably die from cancer by the age of 30.
screw u hater man
“..both these cats look best when they’re allergic to cotton..”????
WHAT KIND OF GAY BASTARD IS WRITING THIS SHIT??!!
You have to admit, the walk-in wardrobes of these two men have been without lights for a very long time.
Probably Chas Smith.
To those of you wondering, I didn’t make the top 50 for fittest human, but placed 2nd equal with Susan Boyle for best mono-brow. RCJ ~ live your legacy xo
loved to death, blah blha blah blah noun blah blah ‘human as a noun’ blah blah sans serif font on white
The fact that Richard Simmons is on this list is ridiculous. Most flexible buttocks? A serious homo is compiling this list, and touching himself.
…and then Stirling Spencer fucken rescues a drowning lamb from a river with K Robb and everyone is forced to re-tink what is rad…heavy…
i thought sterling spencer was a drowning lamb?
Hey stab, what’s your problem with “wet pussy”, huh? I made a real life testimony with that special ingredient here and I got knocked over! What is the deal here, to debate athletic male bodies only? Stab is based in sydney, right? What part of it, the rainbow one? : )
I don’t know when to go for a soft sand jog, or squeeze the top of my engorged knob!!!
I’d like to-repair our differences.Who’s calling? Go right back to the beginning.How was your date?Try again.He made his way through the forest.He made his way through the forest.Any thing else? Excuse me
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