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Kelly Slater wins the Quiksilver Pro, France

Kelly Slater just beat Dane Reynolds in the final of the Quiksilver Pro, France. La Graviere was beyond splendid, Dane beat John Florence in the first semi, Kelly beat Joel Parkinson in the second, and the final rolled out. And, Kelly got it done. His first win in France, ever, which is hard enough to believe in itself. “Maybe I should go into it thinking I can’t win,” said Kelly before the event started. “And see what happens.”

Dane's awesome gal, Courtney, and her mid-game message.

And Dane's awesome gal, Courtney's post-game message. Kelly and Kalani on the left, Dane and Courts on the right.

80 comments so far...
1.

ADS, TAKE NOTE:
You will never see Kelly or Dane carry the American flag up the beach in France, South Africa, or wherever…with Americans chanting,”USA!!!” after a victory…. its never gonna happen….. NO PRIDE CELEBRATION or claim pumping dance on the p0dium.. if either Dane or Kelly would win. they realize that they are Surfers, not HYPED UP representatives of “their people.”

We like Kelly for Kelly, We like Dane for Dane, period. We appreciate their individual talents. Not for their flag or exhibitionism. Take Note ADS.

2.

i accidentally saw a brazilian guy squatting down taking a shit in a public beach restroom today.. it reminded me of adriano de souzas surfing style.

3.

Ratboy schooling?
ummmm…. well, I guess if you still believe we are watching The Kill by Josh Pomer and air reverses are non-standard.
have you been awake for the last decade? this isn’t 1998, Michael Keaton is not Batman.
guys can surf now … you can keep your rats, fleas, condors, and zoltans….

4.

I just want to see Dane win something

5.

There is talk of a Dane wildcard in Santa Cruz (Oneill). We’ll see what transpires….

1.

Script was written. Kelly’s ego needs to be fully stroked before he retires. Ke12y, wins contest he never did (in France where he won his first) against who he’s called the world’s best surfer for years. Almost getting tired of this, except he’s 40.

2.

Dane looked spooked on the podium. Fuck it!

3.

I wish he won.

4.

I just want to see Dane win something

    5.

    He won five heats in a row on his way to the final. That’s something.

6.

Kelly did win there in ’92, he said it was 20 years after his first ever victory.

Gutted Dane couldn’t seal it, fuck, how sick would that have been!? Came so close, oh Dane.

7.

There is talk of a Dane wildcard in Santa Cruz (Oneill). We’ll see what transpires….

    8.

    There is no talk of that, Donkeys. Do not spread made up rumors. It’s an O’neill comp, and it will go to an O’neill guy.

9.

And you know what else, he doesn’t even have an Instagram account, it only makes me respect him more.

10.

I heard a Ratboy wildcard – it’s only fitting, he’ll school many at the Lane!!

    11.

    Ratboy schooling?
    ummmm…. well, I guess if you still believe we are watching The Kill by Josh Pomer and air reverses are non-standard.
    have you been awake for the last decade? this isn’t 1998, Michael Keaton is not Batman.
    guys can surf now … you can keep your rats, fleas, condors, and zoltans….

      12.

      No Rat, no Dane, none of these other guys who can do airs…show some respect, kook…and yeah, on the right day, you will see most of the top 40 go down at the Lane surfing against him. It’s the reason why Slater said he wouldn’t want to draw a heat against him back then!

        13.

        show some respect?
        to a guy that hasn’t even won an ASP contest, WQS contest, Bud tour contest, No world title … nothing but maybe… an air show win?????? are you kidding me?
        Show some respect?
        How about you show some competence in your knowledge of surfers, surf contests, etc?
        You have one hand on the rats nuts and the other petting his whiskers… get the f3ck out of here… this guy never earned anyone’s respect. He’s never won a man’s contest… maybe a little league air show, but that’s it. Goon. Wake up, its not 1998 anymore.

          14.

          Thanks for letting me know we are all drug addicts…I will get to that right after work! Since “we” all know… I suppose Nat, Austin, & Nic are all on the down low too?!? Oh yeah, it was only one back flip, also? Maybe one of these days you will enjoy the view of a section clearing punt over your head? like I said, come by and tell us how we are all high and stuck in the 90′s… Yup, we all suck! Come out… it’s a real friendly sport. You otta give it a try.

        15.

        Nah, not gonna take the bs. You actually think that local guys can’t school guys at spots they have surfed their whole lives? And, you site the fact that he hasn’t surfed an ASP contest and won, when Kelly, himself said he would be nervous?!? Since when does the best surfer ever throw props for no reason? First thing…second, are you sitting there claiming you have no respect for a guy that invented stuff you will never do, then you accuse Rat of being an addict?!? Very lame!! Know before you go. Third, any of you who think it will be Rat are not paying attention to the ratings. There is another guy on the team, a kid named Nat Young. Heard of him???? Most likely the choice if they are considering an Oneill guy, and he might put a couple guys through the ringer. The Lane is a tough spot to surf, especially when it’s up. We’ll see…

        BTW, feel free to stop on by any locale here in SC. I’m sure you will be greeted cordially, given all your lovely perspective about us. All of us being drug addicts and corpses and all. What you find is there are many clean minded people who just happen to have learned to manage their own business because it’s a fairly competitive region. Has been since the 60′s. Nah…not today. Yeah, I said it…show respect to the guys that paved the way. Even if they got problems.

          16.

          You sit here and prop up a guy who did a backside air reverse AND HAS DONE NOTHING SINCE…ZERO.

          Its not a big deal anymore. You have nothing to prop up. The Santa Cruz story was over in the nineties. No one is paying attention. No one is listening. SC is known for its drug culture. Ask anyone beyond the local druggies. You can’t undo the reputation. Keep the nineties flame burning…… WE ALL KNOW SC = BURN-OUTS.

17.

Great final I would have enjoyed seeing more topless or naked French beauties during the event though…you just can’t please everyone dudes.

18.

if dane would have done a kickflip in the shore pound… could have made the difference.

19.

Because John is in the title race, I believe Dane won’t get a wild card. He’s a spoiler.

20.

“beyond awesome”? Gay and awesome at once.

21.

The absurdity of Kelly still winning is beyond comprehension. Absolutely beyond.

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ADS, TAKE NOTE:
You will never see Kelly or Dane carry the American flag up the beach in France, South Africa, or wherever…with Americans chanting,”USA!!!” after a victory…. its never gonna happen….. NO PRIDE CELEBRATION or claim pumping dance on the p0dium.. if either Dane or Kelly would win. they realize that they are Surfers, not HYPED UP representatives of “their people.”

We like Kelly for Kelly, We like Dane for Dane, period. We appreciate their individual talents. Not for their flag or exhibitionism. Take Note ADS.

    23.

    don’t forget that parko got fucked up after his banana claim. what a loser! that’s why ads keep claiming.. cuz aussies bitch about it. but guess what.. aussies claim too !!! I can see a pride fight going on there.
    fuck ads. his is not the one to compare from brazil.

    24.

    Patriotism is a disease, said Einstein. Not far wrong. Good comment.

    25.

    i agree that flags as any other symbols of nationalism are pathetic, but didn´t you see the surfline article dumbass? kelly is being chaired with US flag (most disgusting and tasteless and overused flag ever, by the way)

    26.

    Brazzos have the nationalism of Hitler

27.

Old baldy smokes “the best”. Undisputed in EVERY way. Great contest. Great coverage. Great result.

28.

Wow, what a contest, really! I mean, for the first time ever, I even woke up in the midle of the night to watch it, it was kelly x parko semis…

Ps. How cool is that split picture with both kelly and Dane with their gals…

    29.

    its not really that cool, its kinda weird.

30.

How is he so good? It’s bullshit.

31.

Slater is the best there ever was. Period. The guy is 40, and wins in 2 ft slop and 8ft heaving closeouts. Easy to hate the champ, but give credit where its due. Dane showed up big, and even if he did look like he wanted to run from the podium, he added to his legend with this performance.

    32.

    I’ll give credit…but at the same time there was some iffy scoring going down in the semi’s (Slates vs. Parko). That heat could have gone either way. Reminds me of that Trestles heat between Gabe Kling vs Slates where most people agreed Kling surfed better

33.

nice words from kelly after winning.. and an awesome year so far

34.

Dane, just ONE, please! If only for the awkward podium celebration.

35.

Tom cruise and Katie Holmes kissing in the booth is kind of uncomfortable isn’t it.

Imagine being a pro surfer and just getting flogged year after year by the same old guy. And then some slacker gets off the couch reluctantly, paddles out into the toughest conditions of the year, and casually rips his way to the finals without even resorting to the modern tricks he is known for. How gutted would you be? The old guy could keep beating you until he’s fifty if he wanted to and the young guy could surf circles around you if he even cared. And that is American exceptionalism . Kelly should show a bit more pride in the flag of the country that made him what he is.

    36.

    There is a big difference between humility, and lack of pride. If you can be bare backing Pam Anderson, and still come across as an unblemished representative of your sport, you are doing something right. Kelly is an exception to the ‘Ugly American’ stereotype. Brazilians have pride (but pushing the limits of sportsmanship), Americans tend to have
    arrogance. Its a testament to Kelly that he doesn’t fall into either trap.

37.

Why this Courtney thinks losing is so cool? What’s wrong with winning?

    38.

    courtney is just making fun of it.
    what do you expect?
    dane smashing his boards like kolohe did with his mayhems ???
    dane acting like pretty face julian, getting all emotional and shit, letting his head down like a crying baby ???

    just smile and have fun. learn from your mistakes. it’s the best way to lose.

      39.

      I really don’t expect this kind of shit from Dane! What bothers me is this “too cool to win” approach. I think it’s a waste of talent…

        40.

        ‘JAN’…he tried to win you Dick!

41.

thanks sandman for the new tour link: http://www.surfinglife.com.au/news/asl-news/7167-a-new-tour

Ke12y’s schooled both Mick and PArko this year as always. Dane too nervous could never beat him because of the psych factor. Not so sure about JJF. that’s going to be interesting…

42.

Quickie contest, two quickie surfers in the final. Both great surfers, but I think we need a little bit more transparency in the judging. Were Parko’s top waves as good as Kelly’s in the semis ?

    43.

    isn’t is…. “lose” .. not “loose”…..

    not that anyone really cares.

    44.

    I don’t get it, what do the judges have to gain from being biased? Let’s hear your conspiracy theory, smart guy

45.

ANY PICS OF ROSY???????????????????

46.

good job Mickey Picon!! with the tidal swings and forecast, i didn’t believe this comp was going to be a good one… i was wrong!! everything from rd 5 on was spectacular

47.

i accidentally saw a brazilian guy squatting down taking a shit in a public beach restroom today.. it reminded me of adriano de souzas surfing style.

48.

the conditions were perfect for Dane, looked like one of his vids . reality is he ,s not fit enough to win at bells , hawaii etc and he knows it .

    49.

    Not fit enough? Youre fucking high. The dude surfs all day every day. In my college years, I surfed twice a day and partied every night and was in the best shape of my life. Not fit enough? give me a break

50.

Obviously the Oneill wildcard goes to Nat Young.

    51.

    The wildcard for the Coldwater is going to an Oneill rider. Nat Young does not ride for Oneill anymore. Try again.

52.

Is that a starry flag I see on Kelly’s arm?

53.

jake patterson is terrible and shouldnt be on a webcast ever again

54.

dane reynolds surfed the best.
kellys never had the style of a tom curran, but IS quite the athlete.
rumor has it hes built a special addition to his moms house in florida just to showcase his trophys. trestles footage showed joel hugging, playing with his family/kids, and kelly praying for another trophy. kinda sad and pathetic.
but kelly CANT retire, what would belly do???? oh wait, theres golf, belley could wash kellys balls.

55.

I too was disppointed Kelly used the American Flag in that way, however a fan had it on the beach and gave it to him and holding up high in National Pride is not the image he wants to project, especially at the juncture. He’d be paiting a target on his own back. I guess he would be a prick to decline the gift from the fan. The only thing was that it looked like he was not treating the flag the way it’s intended and it looked like he was almost dragging it. The American flag should not get wet nor touch the ground. I agree that the Brazzo’s chest beating and flag bradishing are obnoxious, however with all the morals and respect we’ve lost it’s not too much to ask that our flag be respected. I also don’t believe our athletes are overly arrogant, especially not compared to the 5’2″ crab stance Brazzo.

    56.

    You should see a mental institution asap you psycho fan. i bet you have a shrine full of photos of parko and everybody with your cut out face next to them.

      57.

      Shea? Is that you??

      58.

      You must be responding to the wrong post. If not you are a delusional fag and must be developmentally disabled.

59.

Concur…..Jake Patterson should be barred from entering the CCB [central commentry booth]….he is painful to listen to and he seems to think he is a reincarnation of Jerry Sienfeld ….put Bobby Martinez in for a spell , fuck he would be entertaining and have the sponsors shitting bricks…but please quik NO MORE FUCKING SNAKE SIENFELD..

60.

Dane wanted to win so bad. I bet he is an adrian0-esque character that is toned down by the marketing machine

61.

santa cruz is not norcal.

62.

So awesome how Kelly tried to ignore the fan that gave him the flag. Once he took it he didn’t really do much with it and he got rid of it as soon as he could. Fuck flags. Flags absolutely disgust me. I say there should be an international flag burning day for free thinking global citizens to shun the infantile disease that is patriotism.

63.

I would burn a few flags. Maybe a NorCal shirt and a SoCal shirt too.

64.

At this point you have to beat the Champ. No way should Slater retire. Beat him you hot kids. Dane vs Kelly, 0-7. Dane did rip in the comp. But Kelly keep kicking their butts untill somone grows a pair.

65.

Anyone watch Kelly v ace , round 5 heat? Some highway robbery right there! 4.9, some sl8tr points right there…

66.

The American flag should be stomped on and burnt. Fuck flags they are good for nothing but inciting racism and war. Fuck passports. Fuck rules fuck regulations. Fuck aussie flags fuck Brazilian flags fuck em all. Most of all fuck southern cross tattoos! Fuck everything. Fuck

    67.

    and fuck reading this and laughing..then going outside and seeing a parking ticket on my windshield

68.

So many americans talking shit about flags and the brazilian pride. This LACK of patriotism and country pride is the main reason the new generation os american surfers are SO losers.

There´s NOTHING, beyond fakes Kolohe and Coffin, in the american competitive surfing horizon. Once Kelly retires, USA will be GONE in ASP. And then, they will regret what they´re saying right now. And Medina and JJF will be absolutely ruling surfing world. THAT´S THE TRUTH!

    69.

    technically john john is an american, but you wouldn’t know that would you ? too busy stealing bananas when you should have been studying.

      70.

      Sorry, my friend. John John is HAWAIIAN, not American! And YES, competitive american surfing is DEAD!

    71.

    That would be true James B, but the REAL surfing world is much bigger then the competitive tour. There is a lot of surfing being done outside of the contest scene. The “surf world” you speak of is merely an image of the real thing. There is more to surfing then competition, a culture of “real” surfers that work for a living exists in america, blue collar and all.

72.

it was always dead if it wasnt for tom curren an kelly. and hawaiians are not americans. and james B is a fool, lack of patriotism is not the reason americans suck, winning a title is a matter of personal pride and ambition

    73.

    69th

74.

69th

75.

WE WANT ROSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76.

The Lane? Think JJ will win, it still feels new to him. But Slater is like Obama, he will win in the end, again.

77.

Jake Patterson is terrible behind a mic or in front of a camera
Slater will win this year, because that is what he does. A whole
Generation of title less Surfers are testament to that. As for
National pride.. Why wouldn’t you be proud of where you’re from?
Unless you are American and you were fucking the rest of the world
Over and off..

78.

Slater overscored and im bored… retire already Slater… Dont even enjoy watching him surf anymore… He’s got the “almost” fall off but recover and make it look like a good wave and gets scored up for it… everyone else gets points taken off… rort.

79.

Does that kiss remind anyone of Gustav Klimt or is it just me? Courtney’s the factory girl, and Dane is Warhol making a satirical statement about pro surfing through his genius in the ocean.

80.

I won’t be able to see him today.Hold on.All for one

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