Jordy Smith and Lyndall Jarvis – Pawn Stars, The Gallery

What the fuck is this crap?

Now … I would indeed say that is a proper lady friend.
Dane, please take note.

she is obviously gorgeous.
i feel very strange looking at these pictures. … kind of odd … altogether.

Love stab when you delete my comment… I’ll make it PG. Top photo, Is there something (ie: beads of some kind) protruding from Lyndalls backside?

This is what happens when you (Stab) give microphone to everyone, a lot the dumb shit talking.
Better filter please

she is obviously gorgeous.
i feel very strange looking at these pictures. … kind of odd … altogether.

Love stab when you delete my comment… I’ll make it PG. Top photo, Is there something (ie: beads of some kind) protruding from Lyndalls backside?

nice wings!

Now … I would indeed say that is a proper lady friend.
Dane, please take note.

“surfing’s own Jay-Z and Beyonce.”

Looks more like Popeye and Olive Oyl to me…

How can you hate on that…one of the Hottest chicks I’ve seen. Atta’ boy Jordy!

What the fuck is this crap?

she looks like something you keep around to stare at or keep in the box for fear it gets dirty… like one speck of dust might injure her…. build her a huge doll house to drive a big pink car around.. .
she’s too perfect/photogenic. my oh my

This is what happens when you (Stab) give microphone to everyone, a lot the dumb shit talking.
Better filter please

shame, do you think LJ has a bit of a vom every time she see’s his basset hound nips….? prob not, his bank balance prob makes her see his fred bassets in a cutsie way

I just dont understand this guys nipples. They need auto correction

guys on here are worried about jordy’s nipples…

can you imagine these idiots on here explaining to their wives/ girlfriends… yeah, I posted online at stabmag my thoughts on jordy’s nipples… i showed him that his nipples didn’t meet the standard for men’s nipple placement …

freaky… so many tools on here.. outrage over some dudes’ nipples.. get a f)))))))))ing life.
sad to know i probably paddle next to some of these male chest policemen.

still wondering if you were lyndall… why would you hide your front area in front of your boyfriend.. i mean.. why would you be posing, cradling …
whats up with that .. i mean, the guy has seen the whole story book… why cover the front pages..?

Humm…more pictures of Jordy looking completely pussy whipped! I guess if the whole surfing thing doesn’t workout he can get work modeling Gigolo outfits in GQ.

She’s in to you for the money Jordy…..sorry bru.

Nice one jordy dont listen to these babbling retards and do whatever you want because most of the oppinions on this comment section are from people who jack off in their hand anyway

STAB IS SHITHOUSE!! Gay ass mens fashion fags. You guys are super metro poofs. Spewing you guys classify yourself as surfers. Makes me sad.

Dane, just kidding ….. I enjoy artsy girls as well. They can be cool.
But, KELLY ….. please do the right thing and take note of Mr. Smith’s selection.
( just do it for us, and for the sport of surfing )
Oh …. just kidding. Come on now …. ha ha ha.

Enjoy it while you can bro! Once she has milked this relationship for all the exposer she can get, she will leave for someone with real money!

I hope they live happily ever after

Rumour has it that they have 3 braincells between the four of them.

Jordy you have got sucked in by this huge pussy called fame …..your head is going up the birth canal again ….and that is the reason why you will not win a world title dumb ass !!!!!

She wants your money -as in all of it .

What a freeking waste of surfing talent.

jorday i want you wINNNIng

WTF? This is not surfing nor does it portray the surfing lifestyle. Im a Jordy fan but this is laaaaaame…….

what a waste of surfing talent – like locals here predicted he got sucked into the lifestyle, drives around in big ass white range rover, bought this porno house in camps bay which is party central, its really a bummer, i remember him when he blew up on the scene and ended second to kelly at year and and saying he will be a world champ within his first 3 years on tour…so much for that – can even get to finals now – what a pity – he has real talent – its a bummer he got sucked into the fame machine…

I can’t believe some of these comments some people get so jealous of others success. So what if drives a range rover, so what if he does a fashion shoot the kid rips he’s talented if wants to go buy good shit who gives a rats he has the cash. HATERS …clearly not in touch with ur own lives.

that comment is the new “I don’t care who wins as long as it’s not Adriano”.. nice work

its planned by the magazine staff..