Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party

Jamie 

Guerilla marketers in the midst

How does a child, notoriously opposed to drinking and drugging, celebrate victory of Volcom’s premier Pipleline six star WQS contest? By neither drinking nor drugging and hosting a fine party!

Preparation started early. Even though Jamie won the event, which was the reason for the celebration, he would not allow lesser thans to handle its coordination. He personally put J Fred (Jason Federico) on steak duty. Kaikea Ellis on disc jockey duty. Various Red Bull employees were ordered to Foodland to buy more steak, more wine, more vodka. The Red Bull girls were asked to look beautiful and hand out cocktails (Red Bull and vodka). Jamie knows that P. Diddy does not allow Farnsworth Bentley to coordinate the White Party.

Revelers began to appear just after the sun dipped into the sea around Kaena Point. The security attachment, already ordered into place by Jamie, made sure peace was kept. They also made sure the female to male ratio was kept, strictly, 2:1. A tall order in Hawaii, but one that was taken seriously.


The deck was filled by dark. Standing room only. Cocktails in virtually every hand. Jamie walked around holding a glass half-gallon jug filled with only Red Bull but most thought it was Red Bull and vodka. He greeted newcomers and patted old friends on the back. He accepted congratulations with a polite nod.

The music floated over all. The sounds of Drake, Li’l Wayne, Young Money and Brig Bardot. “Ne souris pas, prends garde à toi. Crois-moi, la prochaine fois, Attention! Yè yè yè yè! Ça pourrait changer!” The deck swayed to various rhythms. Everyone ate steak (marinated in a board coffin overnight (with Red Bull) and fresh shucked oysters, cracked open and served piping hot from the BBQ (glazed with Red Bull).

Then, huge lights were set up and pointed out at the Pipeline. Jamie and other brave souls paddled out to surf under an artificial shine and also real full moon shine. Nobody was scared of sharks.

Two girls to every boy sat in the outdoor Jacuzzi and watched. Two girls to every boy kept dancing, eating Red Bull steak, Red Bull oysters and drinking vodka (with Red Bull) Various Red Bull employees were ordered back to Foodland and back again when beer supplies ran low, stripping the shelves bare. Leaving only Coors Light behind. When the party officially ended (at 3 am) 80 handles of vodka, 40 bottles of wine, over 800 bottles of beer and uncountable cans of Red Bull, were the fallen witnesses.

Smiles spread across every single face. Except Farnsworth Bentley’s. He sat under a mango tree weeping.- Charlie Smith

 

JC
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huh?
Reply #18 on : Wed February 10, 2010, 13:02:18
Charlie Smith wasn't even at the party.
Gerry and Tom
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JOB RED BULLSHIT
Reply #17 on : Sat February 06, 2010, 13:07:11
no one in the surf companies want to sponsor jamie so he has to get a sponno off red bull?? it makes me think that if he was a good person surf companies would jump onto him unless red bull are paying him millions, imagine if dane, bruce contracts expired that would be snapped up by surf not some shit drink company. your a kook obrien........................(.)(.)
Anonymous
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #16 on : Fri February 05, 2010, 11:05:24
Id like to point out that RED BULL was ripped off of an Indonesian firm whos been making the stuff better, for longer and with a lot less profit.
Red Balls
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #15 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 17:49:20
Rusty sure blew that one. Gurans Jamie will be picked up real fast by Quik or Volcom.
milesy
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Perry Hatchet Fired!
Reply #14 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 17:43:11
oh god the modern collective took out the hatchett!!?
Mark
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #13 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 14:24:04
Great surfers and hard chargers but boring people.
billy fever
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red bull = death
Reply #12 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 14:06:51
Notoriously opposed to drinking and drugging! I was almost going to say Jamie O is a rare gentleman except that has a regardless red bull habit. That stuff is fkn crook. Full of some much poisonous shit. Doesn't it contain Caffeine? That's a drug. I've heard of people having to get put on Kidney Dialysis machines from drinking too much red bull.

What ever happened to a tall cold frosty glass of water?
Dexter Akeley
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Red Bulloney
Reply #11 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 13:59:16
Question:

What do you get when a bull defecates after a eating Christina Hendrick' crotch?

Answer:

Red Bullshit.

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waiter on the way out.
Dexter Akeley
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Red Bull
Reply #10 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 13:55:04
I heard Red Bull gave Jed Smith's maxi-pad a pair of wings.
Anonymous
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #9 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 13:49:29
i don't think many surf brands would want to touch jamie coz he's so red bulled out
RED BULL
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RED BULL
Reply #8 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 13:35:41
this morning I also woke up to redbull in my coffee,(after waking up to a redbull alarm) it was great. I then jumped in my redbull mobile to check the waves. all my friends commented how fucking gay my redbull gear was. a red bull with horns. mine as well have a big 9 ball on ur shirt with flaming dice. i then proceeded to check my next spot. it looked fun! so i grabbed my new 5'11 redbull shaped by mr. red bull himself. "fuck its great to be sponsored by red bull" i thought to myself... red bull is gunna buy me a new sandbar down the beach and guess what its gunna be called! yeah RED BULL!
Anonymous
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #7 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 09:39:42
red, you're a funny guy.
red
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oh bull
Reply #6 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 05:18:31
I wake up today (with red bull) then I had my coffee (with red bull) brushed my teeth (with red bull).. had sex with my girlfriend (a red bull can with a whole on it) (with red bull)..

put some red bull over my laptop (it works better when is soked with red bull)

then I found this article.. ohh boy,, best reading ever.. too bad I´m out of red bull.. will sniff some cocaine though..to put myself into place and go buy some more red bull for the afternoon cuz I just can´t live without it!
destroy your computer
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ad-nausea
Reply #5 on : Thu February 04, 2010, 02:38:12
hi, i just took a dump that was very liquidy(Red Bull). my chicks legs just spread and all that came out was this weird stuff(Red Bull). She breastfeeds our little boy milk(Red Bull). I dont need water to live becuase I drink RED FUCKING BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #4 on : Wed February 03, 2010, 22:56:11
Find out about JOBs new sticker placement here:

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/interview-jamie-obrien_40718/

and new head judge here:

http://www.surfinglife.com.au/news/asl-news/3368-asp-head-judge-perry-hatchett-axed
JS
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Parry Hatchett fired!
Reply #3 on : Wed February 03, 2010, 22:46:00
Hey Stab: Investigate what happened there! http://surfcheck.eu/

Hatchett fired? Is it true?
f
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Re: Jamie O'Brien Volcom Pipe contest celebration party
Reply #2 on : Wed February 03, 2010, 20:54:59
Did Rusty drop JOB? he's wearing Da Jui and he's redbull sticker on the nose is brighterr than the sun!
Dexter Akeley
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The Fly
Reply #1 on : Wed February 03, 2010, 19:50:15
Thanks. Now I know what it feels like to be a fly on a wall at a sponsored party.

And by 'wall,' I mean waist-deep shit pile.

P. U.

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