Jack and Alana
Posted 20 Feb 2013, by STABmagRomance between surfing’s newest power couple blossomed on the North Shore of Hawaii, but now it’s public: Jack Freestone has officially earned the envy of possibly every man who comments on this website, and certainly every man who clicked the thumbnail of this article. But, can we please refrain from using ‘Jalana’?
hahahahahah fuckin cheezy pretentious made for media bullshit
possibly the two dumbest people on earth
Jack is a mong and Alana is a mutant
They will live their lives on instagram
funny how a man and a woman can be so gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is luke davis gay?
looks like there is something wrong with that guys drink
thought she was hot until i heard her speak
Combined IQ of 5?
you guys are so lame…
fuck me dead.
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This whole thing is fucking LOL
Jalana
omg omg omg!
is luke davis gay?
thought she was hot until i heard her speak
looks like there is something wrong with that guys drink
hahahahahah fuckin cheezy pretentious made for media bullshit
possibly the two dumbest people on earth
Jack is a mong and Alana is a mutant
They will live their lives on instagram
funny how a man and a woman can be so gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep. nailed it.
hahaha who needs the E! channel when we have STAB. my girl will be loggin on more than me soon. But really I love the goss and so do all yous – keep it coming ya sneaky bastards!
Is that Laura or Lindsey Lohan in the middle and should she be drinking caffeine when she looks …you know….#uptheduffandallthat
over in 3 weeks….geez you ever been to OZ…poon everywhere and they dig Califags
she is not that hot ,so overrated good luck to them though ,dumb and dumber.surfings power couple is a lame call.
Combined IQ of 5?
Oh my goodness… really hahaha this is what makes news. I wonder if we gonna see jack doing cliff jumps in a thong now in alana’s lame videos.
she is not that hot overrated i say,saying they are a surfing power couple is so lame,dumb and dumber.
Apparently this is incorrect, you should take a look at Alana’s latest FAcebook status and I quote “jack and nage are such a cute couple”.
Alana must of copped a seriously big dick to be suffering denial this badly.
Public announcement number one
for some reason Alana just got way less hot 
Alana looks like she just got banged
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