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Jack and Alana

Posted 20 Feb 2013

Romance between surfing’s newest power couple blossomed on the North Shore of Hawaii, but now it’s public: Jack Freestone has officially earned the envy of possibly every man who comments on this website, and certainly every man who clicked the thumbnail of this article. But, can we please refrain from using ‘Jalana’?


  • all up in our biz

    you guys are so lame…

  • Jalana.

    fuck me dead.

  • james

    comments will be closed within the hour

  • thanks

    This whole thing is fucking LOL

  • d

    Jalana

  • bob sacamano

    omg omg omg!

  • bill

    is luke davis gay?

  • scabbies

    thought she was hot until i heard her speak

  • bilbo baggens

    looks like there is something wrong with that guys drink

  • wankers

    hahahahahah fuckin cheezy pretentious made for media bullshit
    possibly the two dumbest people on earth
    Jack is a mong and Alana is a mutant
    They will live their lives on instagram
    funny how a man and a woman can be so gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • z

      yep. nailed it.

  • keeping up with the….

    hahaha who needs the E! channel when we have STAB. my girl will be loggin on more than me soon. But really I love the goss and so do all yous – keep it coming ya sneaky bastards!

  • Laurindsey

    Is that Laura or Lindsey Lohan in the middle and should she be drinking caffeine when she looks …you know….#uptheduffandallthat

  • bitchsmacker

    over in 3 weeks….geez you ever been to OZ…poon everywhere and they dig Califags

  • douch bags

    she is not that hot ,so overrated good luck to them though ,dumb and dumber.surfings power couple is a lame call.

  • Reggie Fessinden

    Combined IQ of 5?

  • Jalana Flanard

    Oh my goodness… really hahaha this is what makes news. I wonder if we gonna see jack doing cliff jumps in a thong now in alana’s lame videos.

  • douche bags

    she is not that hot overrated i say,saying they are a surfing power couple is so lame,dumb and dumber.

  • Jdub

    Apparently this is incorrect, you should take a look at Alana’s latest FAcebook status and I quote “jack and nage are such a cute couple”.
    Alana must of copped a seriously big dick to be suffering denial this badly.
    Public announcement number one

  • bummin

    for some reason Alana just got way less hot :(

  • troglo

    Alana looks like she just got banged



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