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It’s Shark Week, let’s not celebrate!

It’s Shark Week. Did you know? Did you wanna know? It’s the last thing surfers ever wanna celebrate. But, the seven-day tribute, invented by the Discovery Channel, strangely evokes some kinda sick, primitive, voyeuristic, survival instinct in all of us. Like, what’s out there? You don’t wanna know, but can’t look away. Here’s some clips and facts that Stab hadn’t seen and didn’t know (and wish we still hadn’t seen/didn’t know), including the existence of a, like, super-shark by the name of Colossus. This collection ain’t designed for entertainment, but for awe.

Meet… Colossus.

Here he is again, except jumping.

What great sharp teeth you have.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLq5i8TmiEk&feature=player_embedded#!

Knock Knock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21y8qdoAUI8&feature=relmfu

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Oh, and here’s 25 facts about sharks that you’ll lose sleep over, care of the Discovery Channel

1. Sharks have existed almost unchanged for 400 million years, since long before the dinosaur.
2. It’s impossible to sneak up on a shark, because their eyes are on the sides of their heads and most can see almost as well behind them as they can in front. But they do have two blind spots: one in the front of their snouts and one directly behind their heads.
3. You can tell how old a shark is by counting the rings on its vertebrae, much like a tree.
4. A great white shark can lose 1,000 teeth in a year. It takes most humans seven years to lose their 20 baby teeth.
5. A shark may lose and grow up to 30,000 teeth in its lifetime — hardly an issue when it can take as few as three days to grow a replacement.
6. Developing pups of the sand tiger shark would give Hannibal Lecter a run for his money. They practice intrauterine cannibalism. (As they grow, they begin to eat their brothers and sisters until, eventually, only two sharks are born — one from each of the mother’s two uteruses.)
7. A shark can detect the electrical impulse emitted by a standard AA battery one mile away.
8. Two-thirds of a shark’s brain is dedicated to its sense of smell.
9. A lemon shark can smell one drop of blood in an Olympic-size pool.
10. Further proving sharks are the ultimate hunters, they can detect whether a scent is coming from their right or left nostril to better help them track down their prey.
11. Cookie-cutter sharks may be small, but they’re gutsy. They use their sawlike jaws to feed on pieces of whale blubber from living whales.
12. Both the largest and the second-largest sharks in the world, the whale shark and the basking shark, are harmless plankton eaters.
13. The world’s smallest shark, the pygmy shark, is 6 inches long when fully grown.
14. The bull shark can live in fresh water or salt water and has been known to travel as far north as Indiana via the Ohio River and Red Wing, Minn., via the Mississippi.
15. Sharks will sink if they stop swimming.
16. Sharks have no bones. Their skeletons are made up entirely of cartilage. When a shark dies, salt from the ocean completely dissolves its skeleton, leaving only the teeth behind.
17. A large great white shark can go three months between meals.
18. There are no vegetarian sharks.
19. When hatched, zebra sharks are dark black with white vertical stripes, but, as they age, they turn yellow with dark black spots, resembling a leopard.
20. The world’s fastest shark, the salmon shark, can swim up to 55 miles per hour. (Michael Phelps can swim 5 miles per hour).
21. The shortfin mako shark can accelerate faster than a Porsche.
22. Juvenile hammerheads have been known to “suntan” in shallow waters to improve their counter shading before moving into deeper waters.
23. Tiger shark teeth are strong and sharp enough to tear through the shells of sea turtles.
24. The longest migration documented in sharks is a great white that traveled 12,400 miles from South Africa to Australia and back in less than nine months.
25. You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than by a shark.

So, is it crazy that the most dangerous water predator is protected, or not? The fence is where we sit! Please decide for us.

62 comments so far...
1.

Lots of hostility here! Human population increasing, more people in the water, Great White numbers thriving through protection, whale activity increasing, fish stocks diminishing = more attacks. Fact. And then the obligatory media hysteria that follows. I live in the forests of south west W.A. too, and sure there are no coconuts on trees here yet the odds of being sent skyward by a large fish are still hugely unlikely. The recent spate of attacks are heavy and tragic for those involved but sharks live in the ocean. We go in the brine for fun. Surfing is not a compulsory activity people – check! If you don’t like your odds stick to the skate park…

2.

When did surfers become such pussies? For the past 10 years I’ve lived in Oregon and surf the sharky waters of Oregon and northern California. There’s at least one attack a year here and weekly “encounters”. Even with that I never hear about culling….and half the folks that surf up here are tweaked out rednecks. I thought south and western Australians were supposed to be tough, rugged salt of the earth folks.

3.

Well mate 1 a year or every couple of years is acceptable. Weve had 5 in the last 10 months!! and i guarentee there is going to be alot more!
Why is it everyone turns into captain planet wen they hear the words endangered species? i dont see anyone piping up over the fact that there was 38 million other species of sharks killed this year? or the fact that we are killing any other marine life! I bet u all eat fish do u not? fucking hypocrites!

4.

It’s their environment! Not humans, what right do we have to kill them? Sure it’s bad when people die, but at that rational we best take away everything in this world that can kill us and live in a fucking protected bubble. If one day they decided to come up on land sure kill the cunts but until then leave em be.

5.

What the hell are you on about Dan?

1.

I wonder if the guy at the end of the first video still has the same opinion that they dont want to eat us, after the shark in WA ate Ben Linden, going back for seconds! dumb fuck!

2.

“You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than by a shark.”

Should be written on every spot

    3.

    I am actually new to the eeirxpence of and had my first dive only a few months ago while i was away on holiday. The eeirxpence was fantastic and i think it is an unrivaled feeling, a little difficult to explain unless you have done it before. The good news is my 10 year old daughter now wants to try out diving and is having her first lesson next week. So at least i will have someone to talk to about it.

4.

“Please decide for us.”

Let’s do that in proportion…There are approx 3500 white sharks in the ocean, let’s kill, say, 10% of them…And let’s do the same with surfers, ’cause as for sharks, there is wayyyy too much surfers in the water, especially at my homespot. 10% of ‘em surfers would give easily a thousand of them! So, 35 great white for 1000 surfers? And just imagine what we could do with the mako…

    5.

    Ah Dan you are a dumb fuck 3500 were did you pull that rubbish from.
    Go to Newcastle in nsw there were guys catching up to 5 great whites a night before they were stopped.
    3500 is laughable Stat.

      6.

      And that was from the beach!!!!!!!

      7.

      Yes, laughable, but widely accepted by the scientific community, when your thoughts on the subjects aren’t even listened by your ex-girlfriend…

      And if there are only 3500 white sharks, it’s also probably because those guys you’re talking about are happy to “catch” 5 specimen a night…

        8.

        They were letting them go MORON did you forget
        they are still a protected species! and it was on a tv program here in Australia.
        Time to find that coconut tree DAN LECUL your head is waiting

          9.

          Man I didn’t know I was talking to a guy educated by the “australians TV programs”, and that explians everything!

          And don’t be upset because you were plain wrong bout the number of white sharks, so you’re desperately trying to talk about something else to hide your profound ignorance and your ability to be wrong everytime, something your mama told you would be a real difficulty in your life! And here you are, being ridiculous again.
          I’m sorry for ya!

    10.

    Yeah can’t someone catch a heap and let em loose out snapper? Drop a few off at burleigh too , cheers.

11.

Maybe you should try to understand the difference between a shark and any other fish coming out of the water…Dind’t you think there were something fishy when the guys were cut in half by laughter when you answered “oooooh, are they white sharks?”

    12.

    What the hell are you on about Dan?

      13.

      various stuff, great stuff indeed

14.

It’s their environment! Not humans, what right do we have to kill them? Sure it’s bad when people die, but at that rational we best take away everything in this world that can kill us and live in a fucking protected bubble. If one day they decided to come up on land sure kill the cunts but until then leave em be.

    15.

    NO

16.

hundreds of species of sharks and only a few pose major threat to humans… but u wanna protect them? why cus their prey would overpopulate? wouldn’t happen cus we overfish everything (nature of public fishing in international waters), and if we don’t it’s cus it’s protected too.

p.s. don’t give me that king of the ocean bs. do you know world record for human holding breath is? 19 minutes, 21 seconds. that’s like a dolphin. it’s our enviornment too.

17.

Lots of hostility here! Human population increasing, more people in the water, Great White numbers thriving through protection, whale activity increasing, fish stocks diminishing = more attacks. Fact. And then the obligatory media hysteria that follows. I live in the forests of south west W.A. too, and sure there are no coconuts on trees here yet the odds of being sent skyward by a large fish are still hugely unlikely. The recent spate of attacks are heavy and tragic for those involved but sharks live in the ocean. We go in the brine for fun. Surfing is not a compulsory activity people – check! If you don’t like your odds stick to the skate park…

18.

whale activity increasing, fish stocks diminishing = more attacks. Fact
That, Treeman, makes no sense. Do you mean Tuna stocks? Sharks Dont catch live Tuna often, they are far too fast for Sharks to catch. Fact is, Tuna attack Sharks. Yep, you read that right.
After long lining for years and gutting Sharks in large numbers, Tuna isnt what I find inside Sharks guts.
Whale activity also, has fuck all to do with Sharks.
Note teh lack of hostility.

19.

If your scared of sharks then DONT GET IN THE WATER assholes, surfing is not for pussies, go surf a fukin wave pool or dive in an aquarium inland you ignorant fucks. Do any of you have webs between your toes or gills growing? sharks own the ocean, they rule it, its just that they now have a wider menu that includes less fish from senseless overfishing and more kooks splashing around the lineups. any idiot who wants to kill sharks is just PLAIN IGNORANCE , that includes most of you assholes above.

20.

Is it true that sharks are cancer-free ?

21.

Oi SLATAN you fuckwit, are you a vegetarian? or do you ramble bullshit like above and then go home and tuck into a tin of tuna or a nice piece of snapper? whats the difference? People that spin crap about its the sharks environment, better be vegos or it is the most hypocritical thing to say…

22.

Megajizz….’Whale activity also, has fuck all to do with Sharks.’ Apart from your incorrect use of commas and capital letters, I believe you are the one who makes no sense. Great white sharks eat mammals…they like high percentage body fat…like tucking into a double whopper with cheese I guess? Whales and seals are both mammals. Our coastline on the west and south coast is ever increasingly being visited by migrating whales who are coming closer and closer to shore, as a result of their own protection over the last 2 or 3 decades. Speak to any regular ocean user in West Oz, and they’ll tell you….great whites seek and given the chance will dine upon whales, amongst a wide variety of other appertisers.

    23.

    My dear Treeman. Sorry about the punctuation. I had a few beers in me last night. Hows the pay as a grammar Nazi anyhow?
    I havent seen any Whales missing chunks yet, or for that matter Whites attacking live Whales and I have worked the Oceans for fucking years. I have seen Orca drowning Whales before eating them. It took about five 6 ton Orca to slow the Whale down enough to drown her.
    I doubt a White would bother a Whale.
    I seriously am suggesting you know fuck all about what goes on past the break but whatever. Hows my spelling?

      24.

      they do like to chomp on a nice carcass though. get a shit load of them floating round/beached

25.

#6 and #25 are the best ones but you forgot to mention that killer whales EATS great white sharks. Mammals rule!

26.

When did surfers become such pussies? For the past 10 years I’ve lived in Oregon and surf the sharky waters of Oregon and northern California. There’s at least one attack a year here and weekly “encounters”. Even with that I never hear about culling….and half the folks that surf up here are tweaked out rednecks. I thought south and western Australians were supposed to be tough, rugged salt of the earth folks.

27.

Well mate 1 a year or every couple of years is acceptable. Weve had 5 in the last 10 months!! and i guarentee there is going to be alot more!
Why is it everyone turns into captain planet wen they hear the words endangered species? i dont see anyone piping up over the fact that there was 38 million other species of sharks killed this year? or the fact that we are killing any other marine life! I bet u all eat fish do u not? fucking hypocrites!

28.

Who has seen the man himself Kelly Slater’s recent twitter conversation. He is all for killing GWs if they eat someone, and if it were his brothers/friends that got eater he would personally be out there at night try to kill a few of the big stupid fish! Now everyone shut the fuck up and listen to the king!

29.

He is actually referring to the bull sharks in Reunion, but im sure he would have the same stance on the the GWs in west aus.

30.

all you hippie fucks saying its there ocean need to shut the fuck up like it or not HUMANS rule the planet take a look around u cunts yeah that lighter you use to light up your spliff was made in china using materials that damage this so called environment you claim you wouldnt touch. how many more deaths will it take …or ill put it in perspective how many more family members will it take.

31.

Ah dan Lecul you sound like one very very annoying person thank fuck I don’t know you. You must drive your mates mad unless you live on the sea Sheppard.

    32.

    Maybe you know me?

33.

Thanks Guy’s . Think I might start shooting Skaters. Whooooo !!
8 x Water housings for various cameras going cheap hahah.

    34.

    Say it ain’t so, Mr Rifici! We’d miss your perspective too much!

35.

Pffft!!!! ONLY five fatal sharks attacks in a year. There were almost 1300 car related fatalities in Australia in 2011. Why isn’t everyone clamoring for 25kmph speed limits or culling all the terrible/drunk/texting/senile drivers? Humans live on the land and recreate in the ocean. Sometimes recreation is dangerous although statistically, not really. If you are so worried about whitey why not get a boat, a couple cases of Fosters, some chum, a rifle and blow some away. And when there is another attack by that one whitey that swam in from the Tasman and didnt get the memo, you can say “at least we tried”. Or you can remove the bunch in your panties and just go surf.

36.

Well Dip shit, id rather see a hand full of dead sharks (that should no longer be classified as an endangered species as they are no longer endangered) on our beaches than a handful of our sons or daughters. How many shark related deaths have there been in northern Cali this year? Sorry what? Only 1 death in the last 9 years? Riggghtt, this explains why u can talk the talk. Why dont u come down here and we’ll see if u can walk the walk.

37.

Am I the only one that couldn’t care less about Shark Week?! I feel like that’s all anyone talks about this time of year. Even my boss at Dish, who never gets excited for anything, is hyped about the sharks. And I wouldn’t dare to change the channel when I’m at home because my boyfriend is glued to the TV this week. Everything recorded on our DVR right now has the word “shark” in it! At least we have the Hopper DVR, which lets us watch or record up to six things at once, so none of my shows get compromised while this annoying marathon is going on. I think all that Shark Week features are gruesome tales of shark attacks; it’s so gross. Wound Week would be a more appropriate name. LOL!

38.

Protecting a species that clearly dosnt need it is probably worse for the ecosystem as a whole than a small cull. We need to maintain a balance in the ocean, this is our duty as we are the top of the food chain, protecting the 2 IC just makes life harder for all below. Also i feel those that say surfing is a choice we make have probably never surfed, surfing is an addiction we share, i can’t stop even if i try, so there is no way i can “stick to the skatepark”. Clearly the need for the whiteys protection is over….time for a change.

    39.

    dont worry kelly is building the wave pool for you

    40.

    lol are you serious right now, the sharks are helpless when we have technology, do you see sharks shooting us with harpoons or throwing nets around us, we have to protect the world we live in, including animals you dumb ass ignorant prick, you obviously only care for yourself. Animals can’t defend themselves like we can, we have the upper hand but yet we still get bit or killed? If your dumb enough to be in water where a great white lurks then you deserve to get bit in the ass because that is just stupid. Sharks keep our ecosystem clean, they are pretty much the only species in the ocean that will eat dead carcasses, and keep the weak out of our ecosystem. God most of you people are just plain stupid. I dont care if you spent your entire sad life on the ocean, they way that most of you people talk and then wonder why our world is so fucked up, be careful next time your in the water, i hope a shark bites your fucking arm off dick heads.

41.

79 percent of our planet is ocean, how can people say that the shallows are their territory and we are out of our habitat entering into them. Have people forgot that we are a shallow water frequenting species as well.

42.

I’d love to munch some GW shark liver. Give me freedom and I’ll do it, you fucking humans!

43.

Kill em. Kill everything that gets in our way. Clear all the forests and clear the Amazon so we can have more grazing space for beef cattle for our filthy Maccas burgers. Displace all the indigenous people living there… move them all to the ghetto slums of Rio or Lima. Clear that forest in Borneo so we can have shitty poisonous palm oil and wipe out all the Orangutans in the process. There’s profit to be made. Drain the Earth dry of all resources and whenever shit’s an inconvenience or stands in the way just kill it aye. Kill those white sharks coz we want to go surfing.

But save the whales! Can’t have the yellow peril killing em. If whales attacked and ate people every now and then it would be a different story wouldn’t it. Not too many Sea Shepard shirts would be getting sold.

    44.

    Fuck yeah we would kill whales if they ate us you spaz.

      45.

      haha man i dont think you understood that. your obviously a bit simple

    46.

    Your off your head mate. Whats the bet u own a car? wat do u think that thing is made of and runs on u muppet! how do u think the power that charged your laptop, so you could write that stupid comment, was produced? i bet u buy books and magazine, wooden furniture, live in a house with wooden materials. what do u think that stuff is made of? Ure tellin me uve never eaten a steak? You hypocritical moron. You = Shit

      47.

      theres such thing as a sustainable limit douche. are people here simple or what? they read everything completely literally. it is possible to live eco-friendly or what the fuck ever, and still have “wooden furniture, live in a house with wooden materials”…. just dumb bogans like you probably think “fuck it” i’ll drive my V8 commi around and put my recycling in the rubbish bin cos like i give a fuck. asshole

48.

Whats that got to do with killing a few sharks? obviously u have some underlying issues. I was simply trying to prove my point that unless u DONT consume any of the things that u preach are bad then you should shut the fuck up and go hug a tree. Nothing worse than a hypocrite.
I actually have a 4 cylinder car, although prefer to use my bicycle, thanks for asking tho. i also use my rubbish bins correctly and have gone to the extra length of using a compost bin as well.
Why dont we protect all non endangered species while we are at it!! can we start protecting the cane toad too? Dont u see that we no longer need to protect the whites?? That law is there to protect animals that need protecting!!! times have changed. aswell the white population. lets reassess and move on.

49.

And what about the poor seals Liz were is there KARMA or do you think this karma rubbish only works with people. So maybe we are the seals karma and we kill the sharks for them yanno liz ?

50.

early man walked away as modern man took control. their minds weren’t all the same to conquer was their goal. so he built his great empire he slaughtered his own kind. he died a confused man killed himself with his own mind.

we’re only gonna die from our own arrogance

51.

piss off cockhead. you need to chill the fuck out

52.

Your a fucking idiot, people kill approx. 75 million sharks a year for some god damn soup, yeah I would say there fucking threatened right now, and some endangered, it’s amazing how stupid people of the world have so much to say but know so little.

53.

And to say they are dangerous, no shit, they have big teeth haha dumbass, everything is dangerous, you opening your fat mouth is dangerous when feeding people stupidity, we are land creatures but yet we act as if we rule the sea, we need boats and special diving gear just to be in the ocean but yet we are so bad ass into killing species that have earned the right to live there, if your so smart then stay out of the water if you can’t handle getting bit, how dumb do you have to be, if something bites then stay the fuck out of its way and then guess what, YOU WON’T GET BITTEN DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54.

You’re so stupid you might get killed by a fake coconut, or you might think it was a coconut that hurt you, even though it wasn’t. Anyway, even if you don’t have coconut trees, it won’t be easy to be killed by a shark. And even if you’re as dumb and stupid like applesANDoranges, you’re unlikely to be killed by a shark!

55.

aduuuhhrr can you not take everything so litterally dumbass. if you like – your much more likely to get killed in a car accident on the way to the beach. more relevant?

56.

You are right you are a complete fucking moron.

57.

Correction: He is right and YOU are a complete moron, that’s more like it.

58.

how bout we just gather all the simple people like yourself and dump you off the coast to keep the shark’s bellies full?

59.

Fuck all of you. To think for one second that getting rid of an apex predator won’t change how the ecosystem works then you need to do all of us a favor and kill your fucking self you trash. It’s easy to kill something when we have nets and fucking hooks, all they have is their teeth and then you want to act scared of them you fucking faggot. Get an education and realize that everything on this earth has a purpose whether or not your tiny mind can comprehend that. If you don’t want your sad little family to get hurt or killed then stay the fuck out the water, they were here way longer than we were, i don’t see them growing legs and shooting your family in your house like most people tend to do, so humans are the biggest threat to everything on this earth, so fuck you piece of shit!

60.

thats some scary shit man!

61.

I had a similar eincrxepee. I used this video for about a month found myself swamped with work for my business. I stopped using it. When I returned to it I had to do this almost constantly to get more work. I found an EFT practitioner to help me. Now we are using EFT to uncover my family related blocks. As I do this I also use this set of videos along w/ other scripts from Brad Yates money comes in easily. Clearing the energy from childhood traumas has been the answer for me. Thnx

62.

Eat a dick William. You have got no idea what u are talking about! Wats the diff between a Great White and a sailfish? Bet u have no problems fishing and killing them huh? or snapper? or any other fish for that matter.
Great Whites are not endangered anymore. FULL STOP. Im not saying all u redneck bogans should go out and start killing as many of them as u can, im simply saying take them off the endangered species list because they are NO LONGER ENDANGERED! Fingers crossed next months attack is u!

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