Say your prayers Kalani Robb
Last phone call:
I’d call hell to let old man Lucifer I'm gonna be late for dinner.
Execution audience:
My close friends Jimmy Boags and the Toohey brothers would be there because you can't have a barbeque without beer.
Last dream session:
Definitely out at Rocky's with all the boys, there’s too many to name but they would be there fucking around at Ronnie’s Bowl. Soon to be called Ronnie& Kalani’s Bowl after I’ve been fired to a crisp by the Sizzlin’ Sally up in the big house.
Last will and testament:
Shit! What gear? I ain't got shit and all my boys already use all my shit like it was their own shit anyway, so no biggy there.
Last minute apologies:
Oh yeah, sorry Fox…NOT!!!
Last minute regret:
Yep, I didn't become World Champ so I could show the boys how to really spend up the skrilla*! And by the way I was the first to buy a Benz not Slater. Ha!
Last minute religion:
Scientology? Kalanitology? Nah, just a little Jah!
Last meal:
Chocolate chip Haagen-Dazs for starters, main and dessert.
Last drink:
Stuntman, no question. [You know the Stuntman, it’s the tequila shot with a difference. You snort the salt, drink the tequila and then squeeze the lemon in your eye. It’s a riot. Hilarious. A gas.]
Last cigarette:
Hell yeah, fuck it, I’m goona die anyway I’d smoke one down just for kicks.
Crime committed:
Well, I stole a few vehicles when I was younger. You never would have guessed that one, ay? Yeah, that’s right, you better be nice to Kalani or I'll hot wire your oldies Volvo and take it for a slide in the Pineapple fields!!!
Type of execution:
SHC [Spontaneous Human Combustion] would be cool. I understand that it SHC is unlikely because humans are around 65% water and we’re not all that flammable. But if I somehow exploded into a flaming ball it would be kinda sweet.
Last words:
Never pick it up and never put it down! You wanna know what it means you'll have to meet me in person and I'll tell you.
Post-death scenario:
Heaven to me is a nice couch, a perfect Desert Point-style left and right, a sun dimming switch so if I can adjust the light depending on my mood, beers, music playing 24-7 like I was in an elevator or something and my dog. Oh, and a spaceship for a car so I could fly around with G.O.D as my navigator and roller in the passenger seat.
* Skrilla: Money, cash, U.S. paper currency, dough. Etc.
In context: “Shee-it, Kalani just signed a new contract with Hurley, brother raking in more skrilla than Bill Gates.”
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Reply #1 on : Fri June 27, 2008, 07:34:22