Stab Magazine

For 35 bucks a week, Rasta eats like a king. At least, a malnourished, haunted, sunken-eyeball king. I’m kidding! Again! Are you laughing with me? Or at me? Or not at all? Write to getus@rollingyouth.com with your answer and we’ll delete it.

Dane Reynolds, interviewed once again. Is there any more you need to know? Is there?

Wade Goodall would like muchos suds, tawdry blondes and toe-tappin’ toons at his ideal Midnight showdown

What I hate: Dusty Payne don’t like niggras, chinks, wetbacks, bitches, towel-heads or haoles. Kidding, ol Dusty’s a man of the world. He don’t hate a thing except maybe low-alcohol beer.

So many damn things make me happy; here are a few.

With the now-retired Bruce Irons.