To make our trip to the Globe Fiji Pro even more of a thrill, we invited super(ish) model Tiah Eckhardt. In this intro, she talks of the loneliness of being a young single woman in New York City and the importance of sticky bars and a true pool table.

Zane Harrison once held the world in the palm of his hand. And then he swapped it for the slender neck of a beer bottle.

When Andy and Bruce’s ma and pa split, the kids and pop moved into an awesome beach shack. To give his boys some privacy, he even built em what he calls “pods.” The word “shanty” or “humpy” might be a little more accurate, but the kids lived, loved and grew into phenomenal surfers in these rickety confines.

Meet Chelsea from the Gingers.

Coffee is a cunt of a drug. On that you have my word.

Here is a surfer injected with much humour since his forced abdication from the tour.