Hurley welcomes John Florence (with video!)

wonder what oneills offer was compared to hurleys. if i had to guess, id say oneill couldnt step up with the big coin because a large percentage of their money was spent on a south african caveman with questionable nipple placement.

bullshit, you’d pay 250 for an 8 inch dong

To clarify the surfing caveman is native to Brazil, as opposed to South Africa.

WOW! I need to get me some Hurley clothing.

The last air was insane, higher than toledo’s backside air 360.

YOLO

Whens his full length vid due out?

wonder what oneills offer was compared to hurleys. if i had to guess, id say oneill couldnt step up with the big coin because a large percentage of their money was spent on a south african caveman with questionable nipple placement.

Yesss John John! Take Nike’s money. About time surfing’s best get mainstream money.

who cares

WOW! I need to get me some Hurley clothing.

The last air was insane, higher than toledo’s backside air 360.

that was kinda corny, but that new footage at the end was nuts

makes me glad i’ve never done an air. what would be the point of me even trying, i’ll never do one that looks that good.

All 3 of those airs were better than Holy Toledos. Ill give Toledo credit for having a smoother landing….but still. JJF’s airs are so good that they don’t conjure the same wow factor from viewers. Airs of this quality and amplitude are now expected as the norm from young john.

no one does backside airs 360 better than him, this guy is amazing.

that last backside roter made toledos look like a chop hop. when will these brazzos learn. fuck off

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I bet those brothers have eaten truck loads of cereal.

In their house it literally was the breakfast of champions.

There are great group of boys …. and their mom ain’t bad either !

Peace out.

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ain’t going to make me pay $250 for a pair of boardies, I don’t even care if they make your wang double in size, it’s way to much for a pair of shorts.

ok so as if changing your sponsor to Hurly is a milestone in line with winning triple crown?

even if the older pros could up their game to his level (which they can’t) their bodies would break anyway. Kelly better start dating tanya harding or he’s toast.

This guy is so fuckin good!

dam it know I have to change my shorts

so stoked for this guy ))

It’s was like one day John said to me, “What, you getting a little jaded on this surf photo ting? Well, you better hold on to your Nikon, uncle!”

good that he gets money.. we’re all stoked for him.

…but 80% of us hate hurley..

They didn’t say what age he was when he slayed his first groupie?

did he have to pay for those trunks?

00:27 Mom John’s nipple

I dunno bout you fellas but doesnt it strike you as strange and a little weird the whole mom john thing… why isnt she mom nath or mom isaac or however many other little superfreaks she has groomed for the specific purpose of riding coat-tails and having an easy life. She is a fucking disgrace, she has raised this boy for a specific purpose and now, as you can see by her instagram etc, does nothing but surf and live an easy life on the back of her son… Have some self respect woman and get a fucking job… stop sucking off your sons… she is not even hot, just a stupid sad mum living off the gravy train called john john.
Am i the only one who has noticed what she has done to these kids and still continues to do?
Ask yourself, in all seriousness, would you do it to your kids? So blatantly promote and push them just so you can sit on your ass and do nothing? Its pretty shameless, has noone ever said to her, what the fuck are you doing?

Usually, someone taking a student loan to raise his family would be called lazy and a parasite, but when it’s Momjohn, it’s a huge accomplishment…The lady didn’t work, she took money from the bank to bring her children to the beach. Did they go to school? I’d say no, giving what I heard in JJF’s interviews, but, anyway, the school won’t make you a millionaire, uh?
And now, we have the lady looking for a late recognition of her sex appeal, sending to the world a daily picture of her looking strangely on the corner of the pic, like, you know, some kind of art pic…This is ridiculous, but what’s more ridiculous is the surf media reaction! In fact, they establish scales and ratings: Momjohn would be the surfer milf ( aka “the mother”) , Lyndie Irons will be the surfer model (aka “the widow”), and Alana Blanchard would be the surfer best thing to think about when he’s not surfing (aka “the bottom”).

Fortunately, Stephanie Gilmore exists, she can surf, she’s gorgeous and she’s not some kind of an idiot whore sending pics of her ass. Thanks for being here, Steph!

inspiration to single mothers…… you are joking.. Yeah raise your kids as a cash cow and spend the rest of your life calling yourself “momjohn” taking ugly photos showing how little you actually do to contribute.
How is she an inspiration? was her choice to have the kids, was her choice to leave her home and travel and live a nomadic lifestyle. He has lived off nothing but handouts and free shit her whole life, she aligned herself with the right people and more than likely slept with the right people. Who bought John’s first board, I can sure as shit guarantee it was not “MomJohn”..

You guys would be amazed and shocked at the real story of this little junket she has going.

The single mothers I know are actually working to raise their kids. They don’t have a student loan, they couldn’t raise a kid with such a little amount of money, BTW. Beside this, the single mothers I know don’t know if their kids will become a world class surfer, so they cannot decide to make them surf and nothing else. Good for the Florence kids because it worked, but just imagine if they weren’t good enough…

And even though I appreciate watching JJF surfing, I don’t care about his mother, what she is supposed to have done or else, this is just some kind of PR, impossible to check for sure. Fed up with the side effects, Medina’s father, Irons’ widow, Florence’s mother, Slater’s girlfriend or Fanning’s dog. This is farking hollywood sheisse, where does surfing is going? Enough with chicks that don’t surf and boys not old enough to leave their house without mummy, wifey or doggy!

There is some truth to some of the comments back when I lived on the north shore a while ago a couple of my buddies who knew the florence’s personally said that mom john would literally take john out of school if the waves were big at pipe and make him go out . Sometimes john didnt want to or he was scared but she still forced him to go out there she definitely might have had an agenda but most of us won’t know

Oh my fucking god… I would go so gay for JJF.

Can anybody confirm if Mom John has thrown a chair before? What if she started dating Gabbys dad. weird..

Close to $100 to fill up a Ranger’s tank? Hawaii aint cheap, eh?

Hurley take a hint and start using Vimeo you clowns.

Can someone tell what this chair throwing thing is all about?

Mark of a parent is how their child behaves. Jon Jon is a nice kid, hard to find someone who disagrees. Instagram or not, those brothers are all pretty good kids. Jon being the mellowest of the 3.

Why cant people just be happy that he has signed a killer contract?

Her job is being a Mum, its a full time one. There was no dad bringing in pay checks, so she did what she could….and who the fark are any of us to judge her methods…three healthy happy kids……she cant have been to bad a mum.

Sadest thing is, everyone of you guys writing her off, would act like a school girl around her and her sins if you met them on the street. Keyboard warriors with a lunchbreak just long enough to get a feed and try and drag others down to make your existence seem more worthwhile.

CHill out, enjoy the videos, and cheer up you grump fucks

fuck you stupid reader