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French Beachbreaks

Viva La France is the French Connexion’s latest jam. Sure, everyone knows how good a French beachie can be, but this is on another level. Marc Lacomare, Joan Duru and Charly Martin clock a desirable amount of time in a premium environment. Kinda killer to imagine the Quik Pro unfolding in this mix.

33 comments so far...
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Sick waves. Retarded comments. The usual.

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typical american twat

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last time i was in france i recieved good waves and a blumphy.. blumphy= a blow job while taking a shit… best trip ever. thank you

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Big level, stylish video and surf!! Go fuck yourself you jalous bastard!!!

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doobie your a fucking cock. Bet you can’t surf for shit anyways. Best place for you is the US of A you fucking knuckle dragger

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2nd comment here we go..
The mick fanning wannabe needs to sort the poo man, and does the volcom rider think hes something mitch colbourne?
there are waves on my doorstep that are way more dangerous than these ones, and there are freeriders out there, who rip these guys outta the oceon, freeriders god damn it!

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    ahah this is the best thing iv ever heard ^

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and here’s 3rd..
i was filming my kids out front, in thier all black wetsuits, so athletic and taught, and they were just going to town, way harder than the bastard french. and spanish. and english. and portugese and all of europe

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    Go to hell with your racists posts… French guys are better than you bastards kooks of seppos and aussies. You will never read such shits in europan magazines. You guys suck, what a shame…

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so finishing on 4th..
keep the breakers, get a big metal giant claw, extract all of these invalids…then insert: Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Dave Rasta, Mick Fanning, Occy, the IRONS brothers.

Then we would see some real surfin’. and ofcourse my kids on the inside watching the big guys tear it up out there and learning, like a group of little athletic, pure, fun sponges :)

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    typical american twat

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    shut the fuck up (dumbie!) your shitty talk – i’m number one, number two comment…. i hate this i hate that. fuck europe, fuck this fuck that – enough with this diplomatic bullshit.
    get out of your xbox, get out of your iphone, drop your twitter and facebook and shit
    get tha fuck outta here. you’re boring as hell kid. guy. old man. fuck. i don’t know.
    this is for surfers, not for internet geeks.
    you suck! DUMBIE! your kids suck as well. you probably record others kids surf in your camera. your local freeriders. i can’t even believe that shit.

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I’m to whacked for this ^

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doobie your a fucking cock. Bet you can’t surf for shit anyways. Best place for you is the US of A you fucking knuckle dragger

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Big level, stylish video and surf!! Go fuck yourself you jalous bastard!!!

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last time i was in france i recieved good waves and a blumphy.. blumphy= a blow job while taking a shit… best trip ever. thank you

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most over used song ever. automatic write off

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Sick waves. Retarded comments. The usual.

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Doobie = 1:44

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“man i hate all of europe” hahahaha funny sht doobie

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The new Metric release (Artificial Nocturne ) sounds great.

Go check it !

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I hate seeing the negativity!!! At least they have surf…..i don’t know why surfers harsh on fellow surfers…..why perpetuate hatred. Is’nt there enough in the world already?

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ol’ Lacamore is now one of my favorite goofies!! damn, kills it… liked the SA footage from a few months back

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blah blah blah.. obviously none of yee surf .. twats

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Dude at 1:50 is killin it

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aggro euro style..sick waves but.

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Air at 3.55 was just plain ridiculous. Sick vid. Just come back from Hossegor, such a sick place

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Pedro, I believe the correct term is blumpton, and no, you didn’t.

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Just in case you guys didn’t pick up, Doobie is not from America. He’s tryin to cause ruckus. Check out his incorrect language n shit. Whack keyboard kook. Boombalada

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p.s. Siiick vid, ‘cept the random coffee shot? Wish I was back there now.

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the clips pretty good, surfers are pretty good, the boards they are riding are boring – 6’2 181/2 2.25 – are a sick board if your in a comp but they are just boring, its way more exciting seeing a surfer doing big turns/punts on a fish like like a little lost grocket or a hypto krypton from haydenshapes so much more style on those boards because they’re not so mechanical and as easy to surf. they look much better and people have more style when they surf on them. less with the height, more with the volume!

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    WRONG?

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French Beachies can be epic, but beware of nude kite surfing men…
http://www.killvan.com/new/page.php?page_id=50

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‘doobie’ really! You racist fool these waves & lads are legit. Great surfing and good footage from fun beachies, happy to see more. And why do people ‘go for the negativity’ well, they obviously have nothing else, Shame really. (Put my real name in; so man up.)

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french chicks give the best headies besides doobie

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Ya sure, my kids, hey bro -
first thing you gotta know about my kids, is that i guarenty they could 100 percent rip your ass outta the oceon, my eledest ‘Laird’ who is 12 can allready do finners better than dane reynolds, and all these other hippie kooks, and they all are extremly fit, physically, they have abs of steel, and buns of concrete. and better still, not one of them are sponsorred, they are all free riders!
surf for the sould, nothing but.
so you are the internet geek, if you dont like my comments brah dont give me hell. i surf all day long, and when im not surfin’ im filming my boys out front get huge air and surf faster than anyone i know, we have our own religeon to surfing here, no girls, no marrige, no real releigeon, our releigeon is to surf! and just surf. we dont need to go out, get drunk, sleep with woman, or smoke out, or eat bad food, we do it all at home, out of my garage, i kook all of the food, if the boys need somethin’ good ill even show them porn sites, we dont need nobody, nobody like you! all we need is waves, and good surfin’. i am the filmer, and my kids are my product, so dont you dare go round giving it that shit bro. my life is perfect, ya sure i sign into stab and get greeted with a fuck load of crap surf clips of guys who are just hippies who know nothing, and also loads of dumb stupid euro faggets. probably like yourself!
and oh ya, guys. my spelling aint great cos im dylexic, how would make fun of someone in a wheelchair? besides that, i dont care how my spelling is, i just wanna get my points across to the world that, stab sucks and my kids are gunna be better than kelly slater, one day y’all see.

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Doobie, ur kids are little faggots and so are you

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hey dumbie! considering ya recording your kids for so long. Send us their sessions. I need to learn how a young kid can do finners better than reynolds. please send me the link. I like to learn from the new school.

what about dropping that diplomatic shit from your words. you are not better than anyone. neither your kids. what about recycling your trash, you didn’t speak about that (Mr. GoT it All Together). what about womens? they are great. don’t let your kids become faggots. a puff in a joint and/or a drink once in a while are great. not everyday, but hey!

besides that, great mate. bring to goods for your kids is simply great!

ps.: I want to see how a kid can be better then reynolds. still want to! we are waiting for the vimeos.

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