You watched the webcasts, right? There’s more to the contest than surfing , howevs. Back in the competitor’s are, where there’s no cameras, there’s camaraderie, tears and good times. One camera got through – LifeWithoutAndy‘s! Get lost in the sliding door of the Nike Lowers Pro.
Faces of the Nike Lowers Pro
^ to long
I agree, and poorly written, the happy guy is a douche
while medina was rippin’ and showin’real contest surfin’, the “pot-heads” we’re all smiles.. I wonder why… cali green for sure!! one of the earth’s best mates! yeeewww
Don’t take me wrong, I’m more than happy, I’m really happy, I’m overjoyed and already needing a change of pants, but I’d have like the usual stab a gram, a “lowers special”, you see? With wives of surfers telling us how good it is to be a surfer wife, showing us how nice their kitchen could be, and how great the food will be, and with mothers of surfers telling me how cool it is to surf, skate, dance, talk, pray, sing, sit, you name it, or with girlfriends of surfers telling me how cool it is to be the girlfriend of a surfer, or the sister of the girlfriend of a surfer, or the widow of a surfer, or the friend of the widow of a surfer, or the PR of any swimsuit company, ’cause I understood they’re all managed by girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or friend of the ex girlfriend of a surfer! Are these girls happy? For sure they are, they’re all smiling at the camera, just like I’m happy, smiling at the mirror or at Wendy, the transsexual I usually date!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m exhilirated to watch how many teeths a normal Gudauskas could have, or how handsome and sexy those young surfers could be (I already had an orgam, but you know what happiness is)! But it’s not the same, this is not an intimate journey in the wonderful life of the happy few, the exciting odyssey into the existence of the rich and famous surfers! It’s just another day at the beach, one day that would of course put me on the verge of collapsing from happiness, but not as much as any day of the sister of the friend of the chick that once knew a pro surfer! (and should eat more)
Don’t take me wrong, I’m more than happy, I’m really happy, I’m overjoyed and already needing a change of pants, but I’d have like the usual stab a gram, a “lowers special”, you see? With wives of surfers telling us how good it is to be a surfer wife, showing us how nice their kitchen could be, and how great the food will be, and with mothers of surfers telling me how cool it is to surf, skate, dance, talk, pray, sing, sit, you name it, or with girlfriends of surfers telling me how cool it is to be the girlfriend of a surfer, or the sister of the girlfriend of a surfer, or the widow of a surfer, or the friend of the widow of a surfer, or the PR of any swimsuit company, ’cause I understood they’re all managed by girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or friend of the ex girlfriend of a surfer! Are these girls happy? For sure they are, they’re all smiling at the camera, just like I’m happy, smiling at the mirror or at Wendy, the transsexual I usually date!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m exhilirated to watch how many teeths a normal Gudauskas could have, or how handsome and sexy those young surfers could be (I already had an orgam, but you know what happiness is)! But it’s not the same, this is not an intimate journey in the wonderful life of the happy few, the exciting odyssey into the existence of the rich and famous surfers! It’s just another day at the beach, one day that would of course put me on the verge of collapsing from happiness, but not as much as any day of the sister of the friend of the chick that once knew a pro surfer! (and should eat more)
^ to long
I agree, and poorly written, the happy guy is a douche
while medina was rippin’ and showin’real contest surfin’, the “pot-heads” we’re all smiles.. I wonder why… cali green for sure!! one of the earth’s best mates! yeeewww
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