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17. Yadin

Yadin Nicol shares a beautiful sunset with his pooch.

16. Tanner

Good vibes don't come any better than from this man. Tanner Gudauskas.

15. Simpo

During Lowers, Brett Simpson was, in a word, impressive.

14. Patty

Patty Gudauskas, biting through a banana for some energy (enough of it to get to the quarters).

12. LukeDavis

Luke Davis, impressive jawline and considered hairstyle.

11. Loz

There might not have been a gals event at Lowers, but do you think Laura Enever would miss out on that much fun?

10. Kolohe

Kolohe Andino bowed out in round one but stuck around to soak in the vibe and occasionally light up the commentators both.

9. Jules

Julian Wilson with a face that not only a mother could love, but also every female who has ever heard the word 'surf'.

5. Fred

Stab loves Freddy Patacchia. And, he still got it – Fred held a free tutorial on power surfing for the kids at Lowers.

8. Hob

The evolution of CJ Hobgood's surfing is in a state of perpetual motion. He don't stop pushing!

6. Gabs

Gabriel Medina, eventual winner, with eyes focused on the playback screen.

4. Ev

Ev Geiselman has boy-bandish good looks and one of the best frontside finners in the biz.

3. Coleborn

He just bought a house and is giving WT qualification a solid crack this year. Is Mitch Coleborn all grown-up?

7. Glen

Glen 'Micro' Hall, an Oz-turned-Irish pro, made an unlikely but awesome run to second place.

2. Biolos

The man with the key to Lowers, Matt Biolos. How many pros at the event were riding Mayhems, d'you think?

1. Conner

Conner Coffin likes fast wimmin and fast surfing. Stab loves his on-wave direction-changes.

Faces of the Nike Lowers Pro

You watched the webcasts, right? There’s more to the contest than surfing , howevs. Back in the competitor’s are, where there’s no cameras, there’s camaraderie, tears and good times. One camera got through – LifeWithoutAndy‘s! Get lost in the sliding door of the Nike Lowers Pro.

4 comments so far...
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^ to long

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I agree, and poorly written, the happy guy is a douche

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while medina was rippin’ and showin’real contest surfin’, the “pot-heads” we’re all smiles.. I wonder why… cali green for sure!! one of the earth’s best mates! yeeewww

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Don’t take me wrong, I’m more than happy, I’m really happy, I’m overjoyed and already needing a change of pants, but I’d have like the usual stab a gram, a “lowers special”, you see? With wives of surfers telling us how good it is to be a surfer wife, showing us how nice their kitchen could be, and how great the food will be, and with mothers of surfers telling me how cool it is to surf, skate, dance, talk, pray, sing, sit, you name it, or with girlfriends of surfers telling me how cool it is to be the girlfriend of a surfer, or the sister of the girlfriend of a surfer, or the widow of a surfer, or the friend of the widow of a surfer, or the PR of any swimsuit company, ’cause I understood they’re all managed by girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or friend of the ex girlfriend of a surfer! Are these girls happy? For sure they are, they’re all smiling at the camera, just like I’m happy, smiling at the mirror or at Wendy, the transsexual I usually date!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m exhilirated to watch how many teeths a normal Gudauskas could have, or how handsome and sexy those young surfers could be (I already had an orgam, but you know what happiness is)! But it’s not the same, this is not an intimate journey in the wonderful life of the happy few, the exciting odyssey into the existence of the rich and famous surfers! It’s just another day at the beach, one day that would of course put me on the verge of collapsing from happiness, but not as much as any day of the sister of the friend of the chick that once knew a pro surfer! (and should eat more)

1.

Don’t take me wrong, I’m more than happy, I’m really happy, I’m overjoyed and already needing a change of pants, but I’d have like the usual stab a gram, a “lowers special”, you see? With wives of surfers telling us how good it is to be a surfer wife, showing us how nice their kitchen could be, and how great the food will be, and with mothers of surfers telling me how cool it is to surf, skate, dance, talk, pray, sing, sit, you name it, or with girlfriends of surfers telling me how cool it is to be the girlfriend of a surfer, or the sister of the girlfriend of a surfer, or the widow of a surfer, or the friend of the widow of a surfer, or the PR of any swimsuit company, ’cause I understood they’re all managed by girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or friend of the ex girlfriend of a surfer! Are these girls happy? For sure they are, they’re all smiling at the camera, just like I’m happy, smiling at the mirror or at Wendy, the transsexual I usually date!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m exhilirated to watch how many teeths a normal Gudauskas could have, or how handsome and sexy those young surfers could be (I already had an orgam, but you know what happiness is)! But it’s not the same, this is not an intimate journey in the wonderful life of the happy few, the exciting odyssey into the existence of the rich and famous surfers! It’s just another day at the beach, one day that would of course put me on the verge of collapsing from happiness, but not as much as any day of the sister of the friend of the chick that once knew a pro surfer! (and should eat more)

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^ to long

    3.

    I agree, and poorly written, the happy guy is a douche

4.

while medina was rippin’ and showin’real contest surfin’, the “pot-heads” we’re all smiles.. I wonder why… cali green for sure!! one of the earth’s best mates! yeeewww

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