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Dane Reynolds’ French quiver (and what the thieves stole)

If you’re like us, then anything to do with Dane Reynolds is of interest to you. This includes what kinda boards he’s riding. And, say, him getting robbed. Who doesn’t wanna know what’s under the feet of the world’s most exciting surfer, and what misfortunes befall him? So, in the interest of revelation and insight, Stab asked Travis Lee from Channel Islands to offer a rundown of what Dane tucked into his coffin for France.

Dane hand-shapes, and hand-draws.

What Trav came back with was a 5’7″ Neck Beard, a 6’0″ DFR, a 5’11″ Fred Rubble, a 5’8″ Weirdo Ripper, a 6’0″ Proton and a 5’11″ that Dane hand-shaped from blank in his bay at home. Did you know he has a shaping bay at home? (See them all below.)

It ain’t all peachy, however. While Dane was asleep in bed at his Hossegor digs last night, dreaming of whatever it is a surfer like Dane dreams about, a coupla thieves broke into the house and scooped three boards outta the living room (including his Proton and Rubble). Kinda creepy… will the boards turn up on a surfboard shop rack, or be erected in a personal shrine, never to feel salt water again?

You’ll find out more about the Weirdo Ripper this month, but as for the board Dane hand-shaped, it’s a 5’11″ x 19″ x 2′ 3/8″ with an Ed Templeton-esque drawing and old school CI logo. Perhaps you’ll see it in contest, perhaps in Marine Layer‘s Craig Anderson film (which Dane arrived early in France to shoot for).

From top: Neck Beard, DFR, Fred Rubble, Hand Shape, Weirdo Ripper.

31 comments so far...
1.

XXXX

We took the Amerikana fancy boys pretty boards.

My golden son Hansel is defiling them, as I am typing this propaganda.

Once Hansel has his way … and the boards are soiled and fully defiled

we will sell them to the highest bidder in the alleys of Hamburg this weekend.

Heil Hitler !

XXXX

2.

my bet is that it wasn’t the french..but instead it was Adriano’s gang of Poop-Men thugs.

3.

it wasnt me

4.

mick’s surfing is a genital wart on the dick of progressive surfing

5.

exactly. danes chick courtney will henceforth be referred to as “yoko ono”

1.

Oh those dirty french thievin bastads

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it wasnt me

    3.

    nice one shaggy

4.

Makes me wet

5.

XXXX

We took the Amerikana fancy boys pretty boards.

My golden son Hansel is defiling them, as I am typing this propaganda.

Once Hansel has his way … and the boards are soiled and fully defiled

we will sell them to the highest bidder in the alleys of Hamburg this weekend.

Heil Hitler !

XXXX

    6.

    this german makes me laugh… sometimes…

    talking about stealing things. france is getting gnarlier than brazil.

7.

Didn’t he get a heap of shit stolen a few years ago as well?

8.

Not the first time this has happened in France, a few years ago CJ had like 8 boards stolen from his house whilst asleep and I think they all had those bright yellow rails, wonder what became of them.

Just got back from France it is so sick, but hearing about people breaking in and stealing boards just sucks, what cunts.

It also begs the question what people are doing with regard to locking things, like doors and stuff…

    9.

    I was in Bali staying at Padang Padang Inn shortly after CJ got those boards ripped off. Some French guy pulled up to the hotel with 2 of CJ’s boards on the racks of his scooter, still stickered up and all. My buddies and I confronted the guy and he told us he bought them from a local shop back home.

      10.

      Makes sense, travel to one of the most popular surf zones on earth with some stickered up boards clearly belonging to a well known pro. Hard to know what to do in that situation, other than just think they are a complete cunt.

11.

i woulda stolen his woman not his boards. dam she dang.

12.

let him sleep.

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my bet is that it wasn’t the french..but instead it was Adriano’s gang of Poop-Men thugs.

14.

i thought mick was going to win this year his third title.

guess not.. dane is fucking him up!

not going to happen aussies ! stay tuned !

    15.

    its micks 1st throw away douche. He’s still the guy to beat. And with parko a close second and still going he’ll probably be #1 after this event. Did you know Parko is an Aussie?

16.

mick’s surfing is a genital wart on the dick of progressive surfing

17.

happens ALL THE TIME AT THE QUIK PRO

18.

Wait, wheres france?

19.

dane will ravish anyone in these conditions as long as he doesnt have to surf more than one heat in a day.

20.

If Dane won the contest the wheels would come off of the asp. McKnight hired some dirty Algerians to steal his rubble and prevent his own rider from destroying what’s left of Quiksilver s dying empire. If he makes the semis they will resort to kidnapping and raping bunny girl.

21.

You’ve got your surf mistresses mixed up. Bunny girl is Ozzy’s.

    22.

    exactly. danes chick courtney will henceforth be referred to as “yoko ono”

    23.

    napkin

24.

The kid is a genius (dane), the thief is not , its prob some brazzo who thinks a quiver of Dane’s boards is going to make him surf like dane, only if he knew the new matchsticks under his feat are going to destroy what is probably a very pitiful existence aka his brazzo pooman adriano style. yuk

25.

enough with the racist bull shit antibrazzo dumb fool. didn´t you read it was the fucking germans?

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The French are the biggest pussies on Planet Earth, with at rich history of running when the fists come out on both Country and individual levels. There are thieves everywhere of course, but sneaky thieves creeping in with their baguettes and formage is exactly what you expect to find, instead of a brazen face to face robbery. Apparently the best thing that happened to Dane was getting his quiver jacked, as he punished his competition with steely calm. I am not a Dane fan, but he is ripping in this comp, and seems to have the focus so far that he always lacks. Maybe being burgled by Oui Oui was just what fired him up.

27.

Yep his interview after he beat mick actually sounded like he might care about this event.

28.

he didn’t get his boards stolen, Quiksilver has rigged the competition for dane to win it. Him getting his boards stolen is a story made up from quiky to butter up the win. after this there wil be a story of how dane had his setup stolen, so he went outside with only a camera strap and a 500g tube of resin and shaped a board out of the natural surroundings, only to win with an organic 540 double ally-oop to a grain fed rail bog but hell still get a 10

29.

I’m frenchys didn’t do it. And by the way that shit happens everywhere, last year i got two al merrick stolen in coolangatta.

    30.

    *sure

31.

The Proton is here : http://www.leboncoin.fr/sports_hobbies/378462149.htm?ca=2_s

Phone number of the seller : 0619802636

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