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Dane Reynolds – entitled

Oow-ee, a new Dane Reynolds clip? The waves are small but, like, as if that make his surfing any less engaging. If celebrating any ounce of recent footage that features this man is wrong, then we don’t wanna be right. This one’s called entitled and is soundtracked by Tyvek’s Bicycle Fantasy 1. Doorway at the bottom.

GO WATCH IT HERE.

GO WATCH IT HERE.

GO WATCH IT HERE.

GO WATCH IT HERE.

47 comments so far...
1.

The thing about Dane clips is they make you want to go surf. Then you go surf & after you feel like quitting because you will never surf like Dane….

2.

Danes the best in the world..

3.

that was legit. minis camera work seemed a little off, zoomed in a bit too much but maybe it was for artistic effect or some shit

4.

he is so vicious, no one compares.

5.

The thing with Dane Reynolds and US and aussies fans is that they completely loose their judgment. You guys desperately need a hero, and you pick up this guy because he is supposed to be a maverick, even though he is paid zillion of bucks to sell you shoes/towels/Tshirts/boards. He never won a contest, he is never consistent, pulling exciting tricks one time and falling off twenty times after that.
You have the heroes you deserve, and I happily leave you Dane reynolds, a guy who once was a hope for US surfing, and now a huge business machine using the hypocrisy of “cool”, “hype” or even “rebellion” to make dollars.
He now needs to release videos in all kind of style, colors, in order to retain customer attention, but as usual in such a business, it won’t last…What will he do after that? A music band (he plays piano so well, with so much style!)? A clothes brand? (ooops, I did it already, says Daney Spearsnold) Write a book of poetry? (what, not a single surf pic in it? says the usual US customer)…can’t wait…

1.

I got ripped off at Chopes blah blah

    2.

    Pretty sure it was you curren who said not long ago that dane has no power and can’t do turns after watching that you are ether blind or just fucking dumb.

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that was legit. minis camera work seemed a little off, zoomed in a bit too much but maybe it was for artistic effect or some shit

    4.

    and his weight fluctuates- just like me. can he get any better?

5.

Danes the best in the world..

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he is so vicious, no one compares.

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except maybe curren, right curren?

8.

No way Medina is ..

9.

How can Medina be the best in the world when the only turn he can do on the face of the wave is a layback cutty thing.

10.

mini kills it. the end

11.

Medina is no kook though, we all know he shreds. And for you (The sandman) to say he can only do a layback cutty thing is ridiculous. He can pull most tricks out of the bag, a very impressive surfer. That said, in my eyes, he doesn’t compare to Dane. Dane is so amazing because he is always on the edge of falling off, the insecurity we face whilst watching his vids keeps us entertained. Guys like Slater, and Medina, and Parko (all amazing surfers) are so technically perfect that they never look like they are really going for it, they lack the fear factor in their surfing.

    12.

    Never said Medina don’t rip we all no he does but compared to Dane he has no real power or turns on the face just that cutty layback thing seriously watch his vids .
    Now in the air it’s a different story.
    But in the end Dane is way more interesting to watch and Medina is kinda boring.

13.

he just makes me wanna hit the water

14.

The thing about Dane clips is they make you want to go surf. Then you go surf & after you feel like quitting because you will never surf like Dane….

    15.

    im going for a surf, probably won’t quit after though

16.

Conan sums it up well!!! Look at this meaningless dribble the rest of you seem compelled to pain us with… Quit talking shit, you grind my gears…

17.

Someone find Curren and silence him please… cut his tongue off (and his limbs)

18.

The thing with Dane Reynolds and US and aussies fans is that they completely loose their judgment. You guys desperately need a hero, and you pick up this guy because he is supposed to be a maverick, even though he is paid zillion of bucks to sell you shoes/towels/Tshirts/boards. He never won a contest, he is never consistent, pulling exciting tricks one time and falling off twenty times after that.
You have the heroes you deserve, and I happily leave you Dane reynolds, a guy who once was a hope for US surfing, and now a huge business machine using the hypocrisy of “cool”, “hype” or even “rebellion” to make dollars.
He now needs to release videos in all kind of style, colors, in order to retain customer attention, but as usual in such a business, it won’t last…What will he do after that? A music band (he plays piano so well, with so much style!)? A clothes brand? (ooops, I did it already, says Daney Spearsnold) Write a book of poetry? (what, not a single surf pic in it? says the usual US customer)…can’t wait…

    19.

    ^you don’t know what you’re talking about.

    20.

    Hahah what the fuck are you talking about I do not own one clothing item from quiksilver I have one ripcurl wetty because I like to surf in the winter. But I do not buy surf wear because of any pro surfers well leave that for 6year olds and some chicks.
    But if you can”t see that fact that dane surf way better than say 90% of the other surfing world pros then you buddy are completely fucked in the head.

    21.

    Shut up

    22.

    Zefacts dude ….
    who uses the word customer ? Are you from 1954 ?

    I am now going to sleep ……. zzzzz

23.

Shut up man I’m not a Dane fan and personalily don’t think he’s as good or as good to watch as slater or even Julian. But I think Dane’s just a surfer,who just loves to surf. He just happens to be really really good at it. I don’t think he cares what people think of him, Or whether he’s surfing in contests or not or if he’s surfing small or big waves or if he’s sold out.He’s just fortunate enough to be able to do what he loves most and gets paid to do and that is to surf,in whatever form he chooses.To deny that is just jealousy.

    24.

    bud, curren and that sandman fuck.. all you guys are big fans of beau “can’t surf shit” fosters style don’t ya!? your website is that life without andy shit not here.

      25.

      Did you read any of the comments fool? Your comment is simply retarded and make no sense at all. Are you trying to say that I said dane can”t surf or something? I can”t tell because your comment make no sense you retard.

        26.

        I was actually responding to 21 sandman not you . Sorry ya fuckn cocksuckn motherfuckn assholefuckn prick.

27.

Imagine there was a special stage door when you could bail on your fame and just teleport to some oasis in the sahara. Just pay a big fee to some underground cult who can fake your death like Michael Jackson or Princess Diana and be chilling somewhere in the outer hebrides, sippin grain and polishing ya double barrel like elma fudd.

Fame must be garbage. Dead people are lucky.

    28.

    The outer Hebrides would be perfect for Dane- heaps of swell, wierd cunts, no surfie culture BUT too fucken cold to fart. Yay Lewis and Harris, Islay, Eigg etc

29.

i heard medina is a mermaid, or should i say merman

30.

never consistent?? have you noticed all his vids are usually from 1 or 2 sessions?? you fuckin rooster.

31.

Jack is not Jack, and prob he is a brazo. get outta here kook

32.

haha. i agree with god. you cant really fault him on his consistency. another argument?

33.

You can absolutely fault him on consistency. He has the physique of an IT computer nerd, and refuses to do any kind of workout. Thats whats called ‘takin it to the next level”, which for Dane would be more consistency. That would be scary good.

    34.

    Agree, Reynolds consistent and concerned would be really scary, or, to be more precise, would have been more scary, ’cause times ain’t on his side, and now it’s over, a new generation is here and he didn’t reach a level that would have put him above them.

35.

medina is the best, dane is a playboy. period.

36.

kelly sucks

    37.

    Yeah but not at surfing.

38.

We Todd, Couldnt agree more. But hey, we can only try!

39.

Jack Robbo shreds futuristic wolf attack, JJ Flo is child man prodigal amazment. Dane is awesome at shredn lifestyle lovin. Medina takes the heat naturally with skill. I am shit at commentating but froth. Pea brainer, yerp titties, 6285 represent internetweb nerd a worldwide yo all! PS I dont work in an office haha

40.

The best “workout” for surfing is hitting the H2O fools.

41.

Butt stance brazillians

42.

you cant surf unless you live in Hawaii..do ya huh do yah..I was doing Dane turns on a skimboard in 8th grade…BLAP!..not BOOOM..BOOOM is gay..its fricken BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP SLPA goes yo face!

43.

is that really Conan Hayes? Like Conan Hayes, Conan Hayes?

44.

And then you stole Kalanis’ Girl.

45.

Someone give this guy an emmy!!

46.

I would suck this cunt’s dick

47.

yuck

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